Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Mulcahy uses Bait

Russell Mulcahy has been in the midst of something of a “comeback” these past couple years, having helmed flicks RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION, THE SCORPION KING 2, and the upcoming Thomas Jane noir-thriller GIVE ‘EM HELL, MALONE. Okay, it’s not exactly...
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Slade gets Cold Skin

David Slade is a busy motherf*cker all of a sudden. Only a week after he signed to direct ECLIPSE (a.k.a. TWILIGHT Part III), Slade has found his follow-up project. And it’s a doozy. The film is called COLD SKIN. Based...
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Scary new Spawn soon?

It would appear that everything is up for a reboot nowadays, even shit that just came out. (DAREDEVIL? FANTASTIC f*cking FOUR?!) Some are more worthy than others. One instance I can think of is SPAWN, which has truly huge potential,...
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Inside guys are Livid

Here’s a nice slice of awesomeness for you! The next flick from Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo (directors of the splatterific INSIDE) is called LIVID, and Twitch got the “inside” scoop (hahaha!!!!!) on what this monstrosity will be about, as...
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Official Saw 6 synopsis

Here it is, the official synopsis for SAW VI. Unfortunately, it’s really not going to blow your mind, nor does it hint at what we can really expect in the way of traps or special appearances. Of course, this being...
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Abel’s Jekyll & Hyde?

If there’s one tale that’s always ripe for retelling, it’s DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE. Maybe it’s the duality of man angle, or maybe we just like seeing a mild-mannered dude turn into a raving lunatic, but there’s been enough...
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Alien prequel status

Looks like Aliens and Predators are all the rage over at Fox right now. After donkey punching both franchises with the two AVP flicks, Fox chief Tom Rothman is ready to make amends with the fanboys whose lives he’s made...
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Downey wants Poe

We’ve long been wise to the fact that Sylvester Stallone is just chomping at the bit to tell the story of Edgar Allen Poe. Hell, even before it was officially announced back in 2005 that Sly was tackling a screenplay...
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Benicio to play Ellis?

This one’s for all you AMERICAN PSYCHO fans. It looks as though a film is being made of author Bret Easton Ellis’ last novel, LUNAR PARK, a book which I found to be slightly disappointing, but still compelling, like most...
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Hot Fox on Hex set

Earlier this month we pointed you toward some alluring images of Megan Fox on the set of JONAH HEX, which is currently filming in Louisiana under the direction of Jimmy Heywood. Those pics were sweet, but I dare say, not...
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