Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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New Thirst poster + pics

I am just all kinds of excited for Chan-Wook Park’s new flick THIRST. A vampire movie from one of the greatest directors working today? Yes please. Even though they’re quite popular nowadays (I suppose they’re always in vogue..), the recent...
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Bill Murray a zombie?

A helpful tipster gave Shock Till You Drop a cool little scoop regarding a special cameo we can expect to see in Ruben Fleischer’s ZOMBIELAND. Turns out Bill Murray is showing up in the flick. And dig this – he’s...
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New Antichrist pics!

Lars Von Trier’s bizarre and intriguing arty horror effort ANTICHRIST will be hitting the Cannes Film Festival this May as an Official Selection, meaning it’ll be competing (against INGLORIOUS BASTERDS, among others) for the coveted Palme d’Or. While we still...
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Official H2 trailer!

Well here it is, finally. The H2 trailer in all its crystal-clear, pristine glory. Well, not exactly crystal-clear, because the movie has the same grungy, dirty quality that Rob Zombie’s first film had, but it’s not a bootleg and its...
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30 Days/Night 2 when?

MTV News talked to Steve Niles – creator of 30 DAYS OF NIGHT – and found that, although we haven’t really heard much about the possibility of one, a sequel to the snowy vampire flick is indeed in the works....
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Action Round-Up #15

Statham becomes THE MECHANIC A few months ago, a sharp reader “spat a bullet” in my REEL ACTION: THE MECHANIC article, noting that a remake of the über-cool Charles Bronson flick was inevitable. How right he was. It was just...
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More homeless Myers!

Is this a pic from that new murderous hobo movie that I keep hearing so much about? Oh wait, no, it’s just Michael Myers, again looking like he smells of day-old butt-crust. Seriously, I get that he’s not supposed to...
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Magic Man trailer!

Boy, this is quite a cast. Billy Zane, Armand Assante, Robert Davi, Andrew Divoff, Bai Ling? No matter what the hell else this movie has to offer, it’s got a bunch of familiar names that bring varying degrees of smiles...
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The Taken trailer

Looks like “The Gimp” from PULP FICTION has finally lost his shit – I mean, even more so – and graduated from crouching alone in a trunk to capturing civilians and torturing them, as evidenced by this trailer for THE...
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Preview: TF2 game!

I’m not a mega gamer, just so you know. Of course like many, I wasted more than a few brain cells in front of a Nintendo back in the day. But I was still excited to engage in a sneak...
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