Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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A Mad remake planned

Another remake of a fairly recent film is on the way, although as a person unfamiliar with the title, I’m not going to lose my shit over it. If anything, my curiosity is now piqued and I’ll seek out the...
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New H2 images

One of the greater points of controversy in regards to HALLOWEEN 2 (and there are a few) is whether or not Michael Myers will be maskless for a large portion of the film. As my friend – and soulmate –...
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Cool Mutants poster

Just a couple days ago, Mr. Ammon Gilbert Esq. uncovered a few new stills from the French horror nightmare MUTANTS. Now I’ve got the poster, which you can see above. Naturally, I’ma very scared and will now retire to underneath...
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Chabon works on Mars

I wasn’t positive that I’d discuss JOHN CARTER OF MARS here on AITH, but after much debate I came to a “why the f*ck not?!” (As I’ll often do.) The project has got some huge potential – it will be...
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Creek footage found

Here’s an intriguing find: some footage from Joel Schumacher’s thriller CREEK. I got the tip-off that this footage was floating around and gobbled it up like Rosie O’Donnell at a buffet table. It appears to be a few dailies stitched...
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Michael Myers and knife!

It’s that time again – Rob Zombie has updated his Myspace blog, this time with something a little juicy. As you can see, Michael Myers is getting into the Halloween spirit at a hospital, getting some good distance between him...
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Fake Terminators!

There’s shameless, and then there’s The Asylum. The lords of Mockbusters – or Knockbusters or just plain ripoffs – are infamous for how blatantly they steal images, ideas, poster art, and practically the titles from big-budget efforts, which are then...
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Little Shop of remakes

Pretty big remake news just hit the web, this coming from ShockTillYouDrop: Seems that the Roger Corman “classic” LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (a film I’ve still never seen) is ready to be remade again. (Heck, it’s already been just over...
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More F13s to DVD!

When Paramount released the first three “special edition” FRIDAY THE 13th DVDs in February (and only the first one on Blu-Ray), most of you had the same reaction: “That’s cool, but what about the other ones, motherf*cker!” Well, stop calling...
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Antichrist trailer!

I’ve been writing about the Lars Von Trier horror film ANTI CHRIST for a while now, and so I’m quite pleased to find that the trailer doesn’t, in fact, hint at a pretentious borefest, but looks like a pretty creepy...
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