Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Excl: Eisner on Creature, Flash

I recently had the pleasure of visiting (all too briefly) the set of THE CRAZIES, the remake of George Romero’s 1973 chiller. While in Georgia hanging out on the set, I got to watch director Breck Eisner work, and the...
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Liz Shue for Sheriff!

Last week, Mr. Ammon hit you with the rumor FEARnet was running that Elisabeth Shue was set to swim with the fishes in Alex Aja’s PIRANHA 3-D, although the nature of the role – and of the rumor – was...
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Tse tackling Battling

Any way you want to slice WATCHMEN, it was a pretty damn fine adaptation, especially considering that it was a book most deemed un-adaptable. (Of course, many still do deem it that way.) One of the screenwriters, Alex Tse, is...
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Weird Al vs. Loomis!

If you thought we were only going to update H2 once today, you were mistaken, buddy. Rob Zombie isn’t through posting pics from the set by a damn sight. And this time, it’s an image even freakier than Michael Myers’...
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Smash Cut trailer

Way back in June of last year, we brought you some EXCLUSIVE stills from the twisted horror-comedy SMASH CUT, starring David Hess (LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, SWAMP THING) and Sasha Gray (ANAL CAVITY SEARCH 6, CUM BUCKETS 8). Now...
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Buffy film soon?

Got a salt shaker handy? Good, because you’ll need a grain or more of the stuff when I give you this “news”. (Fridays are damn slow, folks.) Showbizspy.com has an “insider” who is apparently confident a new BUFFY THE VAMPIRE...
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Lincoln: Vamp Hunter!

I’ve been reading a lot about this silly PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES book that’s out now – mostly good things, but I’m still pretty certain I’m not going to pick it up. (Shit, I still haven’t read the original...
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Action Round-Up #13

Haim gets a beat down! Who hasn’t once dreamed of seeing a sexy Amy Smart beat the ever-loving shit out of a platinum blond-mulleted Corey Haim in their lifetime? NO ONE, that’s who. Lucky for you, we here at AITH...
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The Cell 2 art

Well, looks like THE CELL 2 is finally coming to DVD and Blu-Ray! Wait, what? THE CELL 2? Where the f*ck have I been? Living in a world where THE CELL 2 doesn’t exist, apparently… Case closed! Buffoonery aside, if...
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Freddy’s 1st victim

That kid from THE HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT should think about moving to a big city already… Kyle Gallner, who plays the terrorized Matt Campbell in the modestly successful HAUNTING, is moving to Springwood, Ohio where he’d better begin popping those...
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