Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Pic of the Dead!

Somehow those kooks over at USA Today snagged themselves a brand new image from the latest George Romero zombie opus, known for now as “ISLAND OF THE DEAD”, even though it’s a good bet that it’ll get a title change...
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6min of Molly Hartley

Good news fright fans (and those of you unsure of whether or not to see this flick tonight) – Yahoo! has just posted the first 6 minutes of THE HAUNTING OF MOLLY HARTLEY online, and you can check it out...
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House/Devil poster

Those itchy Twitch guys have their hands full with cool posters, this time bringing us a look at the promo poster for Ti West’s (THE ROOST) THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL. Even though it’s just promo art and most likely...
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New Broken poster

The fiends at Twitch got their claws on the new, very neat poster for THE BROKEN, the eerie-looking thriller from director Sean Ellis, starring the lovely Lena Headey (a.k.a. “Sarah Conner”). THE BROKEN is part of After Dark’s HORRORFEST, which...
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Dread-ful images

Those beasts at Bloody-Disgusting snagged themselves a couple of images from the upcoming film version of Clive Barker’s DREAD. Click it right HERE to see the other one, which unfortunately doesn’t involve an ax, but does show off a hot...
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F13 hijinks!

Drinking, clapping, standing with your arms raised in a celebratory fashion: these are things you don’t want to do while chilling at Camp Crystal Lake, as these unlucky folks will learn soon enough. The above photo comes at us from...
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Ratings Update!

We got your ratings right here, buddy! Dunno why I chose to open this article that way. Maybe because it’s true, dammit! The Hollywood Reporter recently unleashed the MPAA ratings for a slew of flicks, some of which may interest...
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Repo singalong contest!

Here’s something fun for all you folks excited about REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA and just itching to sing along with it. The official site has launched a contest where fans can win all sorts of cool swag, and all they...
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Whiteout delayed again

We’ve got more news of the “delayed release” variety, this time regarding the long-awaited Kate Beckinsale thriller, WHITEOUT. At one time meant to be released THIS September, then next April, it now has a September 11 2009 date. Multiple date...
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Zombie’s TRex not ready. At all.

Oh this is priceless. After months and months of wanking about with TYRANNOSAURUS REX, the Rob Zombie feature that so far has been all promo artwork and no buzz, I read it hasn’t even been friggin’ written yet! No, not...
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