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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Children/Corn pics

The Bloody Disgusting boys found themselves some tantalizing pictures in the mail the other day, and no, not of the blackmail variety. (But that day’s a’comin. Heh heh heh…) These pics provide our first look at the CHILDREN OF THE...
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Sorority Row adds Audrina

Of all the things that make me feel old and out of touch with today’s kids (and I’m only 28 for f*ck’s sake!), THE HILLS is wayyyy up there. No, not as high on the list as say, HIGH SCHOOL...
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Sitges honorary awards…

As you may know, Sitges ’08 is nearly upon us. It’s one of the coolest film festivals in the world, celebrating some of cinema’s weirder entries. (For the full line-up of movies, click it HERE.) We just received word of...
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Deadworld movie in the works

A new production company called Framelight Prods. has optioned a few interesting graphic novel titles, some of which you may have heard of (I, personally, have not). DR. DETH WITH KIP AND MUFFY, SINS OF THE FALLEN, DEADWORLD, and 1001...
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F13 uncut DVD?!

For years there have been whispers, rumblings, alleyway tip-offs, that one day an UNCUT version of the original FRIDAY THE 13TH would see the light of day. I’ve read that such a version exists in Japan or England – or...
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The Thing prequel news

Marc Abraham, producer of such flicks as the DAWN OF THE DEAD remake and SLITHER, revealed some big news about the planned “remake” of John Carpenter’s classic 1982 horror freakshow, THE THING. Well, what we thought was a remake… “This...
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Bloody Valentine 2??

My good buddy Eric (#2) over at Bloody Good Horror scored a nice little interview with director Patrick Lussier, who is putting the finishing touches on his remake of MY BLOODY VALENTINE… While the flick doesn’t hit until early next...
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Terror Train remade. Again.

STYD got the scoop that producer Phillip Goldfine (LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE) is prepping a remake of the 1980 Roger Spottiswoode slasher TERROR TRAIN. Right now you’re probably thinking, “Wait a goddamn minute, asshole. I thought there was a TERROR...
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Doomsday Protocol for Fox

This just in: The writer of AVP: REQUIEM has just made a million dollars. In other heartbreaking news, there’s no Santa Claus, and you’ll never have sex with a supermodel. And your puppy just got run over… And you’re going...
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Scream Awards nominees

The 2008 SCREAM AWARDS nominees have just been announced on Spike TV’s website. To no one’s surprise, THE DARK KNIGHT looks to be leading the nominations, with HELLBOY II, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, THE MIST, and CLOVERFIELD all doing fairly well...
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