Children/Corn pics

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 18 years ago

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

The Bloody Disgusting boys found themselves some tantalizing pictures in the mail the other day, and no, not of the blackmail variety. (But that day’s a’comin. Heh heh heh…) These pics provide our first look at the CHILDREN OF THE CORN remake that I’ve been writing about for what seems like months. Now it’s actually being filmed. I can’t believe it… and… and… they just grow up so fast! (Wipes away tears with a handkerchief.)

I’m okay… Anyway, these are some shots of David Anders and Kandyse McClure as the unlucky couple Burt and Vicky, who find themselves stranded in a desolate town run by evil little f*ckers and a shady bastard known as He Who Walks Behind The Rows.

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Eric Walkuski

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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

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