Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Children/Corn cast

Last time I wrote about the Sci-Fi channel’s remake of CHILDREN OF THE CORN, I let you know that it was just about ready to cast in the Quad-Cities area of Iowa. Well, we now have a cast. Bloody Disgusting...
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Poltergeist writers hired

Did I miss something? Was BOOGEYMAN really good? Last I checked, the movie was a complete turd, but apparently that was the director’s fault, because the writers of that asinine flick just keep getting work. And not just “work”, but...
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Chucky remake set for 2010

If it wasn’t official before, it just got a lot more officialier (real word): We’ll be getting a remake, I’m sorry, a “reboot” of CHILD’S PLAY. The good news is that it comes from the original creators of the franchise,...
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Batman 3 tidbit

No, that’s not a real teaser poster up there, but a crafty fan-made one (I dig the tattoos on the hands), obviously suggesting that THE RIDDLER should be the next villain to go head-to-head with ol’ Batman. I say it’s...
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First Freakdog poster

Paddy Breathnach’s new flick FREAKDOG (once known as RED MIST) will be playing at next week’s UK FRIGHTFEST and the official site for the horror festival has tossed up a teaser poster (which is most likely a long way from...
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New Seed trailer

IGN either lost a bet with Uwe Boll or they’re just looking for someone to laugh at them, because at the moment they’re hosting the trailer for SEED. I’m not going to go off on this movie yet again; all...
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X-Files 3 on DVD?

I have not yet seen X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE, but I’ve heard enough about it to know that it’s, shall we say, a disappointment (or “boring piece of garbage” to directly quote all of society). Yet of course, the...
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Diary 2 begins?

A scooper for Horror-Movies.ca has informed them that production offices have officially opened in Toronto for George Romero’s DIARY OF THE DEAD 2, which, if true, is lame news indeed. (Read my previous rant on this sequel, since I don’t...
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Bruce goes to Deadmonton

Some of you Canadians are in luck, especially the ones who really, really want to see Bruce Campbell’s MY NAME IS BRUCE (that’s got to be a substantial amount, no?). The “Deadmonton Horror Festival, running from October 24 – 26,...
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Radiohead Chokes!

Great news for fans of Radiohead and/or nihilistic fiction: Radiohead has scored the upcoming film adaptation of Chuck Palaniuk’s f*cked-up-to-the-max novel CHOKE, which is hitting theaters in limited release on September 26. Here’s what Palaniuk told BBC 6 Music: “Clark...
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