Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Robocop remake?

Buried within a press release about MGM getting itself a new Chairperson and Film division overseer is the revelation that ROBOCOP is apparently on the studio’s mind. Now while it doesn’t mention exactly what the incarnation will be, let’s not...
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Park’s Sympathy for remake

Just the other day Jared let you know that beautiful Charlize Theron would be hovering over a modern classic of a film and urinating all over it – I mean, that she’d be producing and starring in a remake of...
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Tribeca’s Midnight lineup!

Time flies, huh? A few days ago, I celebrated my one-year anniversary working for Arrow in the Head (incidentally, my very first article was about Greg McLean’s ROGUE – a film that STILL hasn’t come out in the States), and...
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RA: Under Siege

UNDER SIEGE (1992) Rating: 3.5 out of 4 /Buy the DVD Here Tagline: It’s not a job…It’s an Adventure! Directed by Andrew Davis Starring: Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey, Erika Eleniak, Colm Meaney. THE PLAN: When an ex-CIA...
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X-Files 2 wraps!

Well, good news X-Philes! The new X-FILES film has officially wrapped production in Vancouver, after three months of intriguing mystery (and well, some serious fake-outs). But the truth out there is this, it wasn’t ALL set up to throw us...
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Clover questions answered

“The “feeding tubes” are basically elongated, and articulated external esophagus with the business end terminating in teethlike fingers.” I figured that was as good a way as any to start this article – although another way might have been to...
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The Dentmobile!

Man, the DARK KNIGHT campaign is getting weird. We all know viral campaigns are nothing new, but the folks at Warner Bros. are mailing cakes, sending people on wild goose chases, and now, unleashing the “Dentmobile!” Check out IBelieveInHarveyDent, where...
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Gingerdead 2 trailer

Here it is, the moment you – hell, all of us – have been waiting breathlessly for: the trailer for THE GINGERDEAD MAN 2: THE PASSION OF THE CRUST!! I know, I know, some of you are saying “What?! The...
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Banshee!!!

I sure did dig the BANSHEE!!! trailer (and yes, those three exclamation points are required) – maybe it’s the copious amount of impalements and bloodshed, maybe it’s the chicks, hell, maybe it’s even the Banshee!!! It’s a goofy-lookin thing, but...
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Wolfgang’s Uprising

Variety is reporting that Wolfgang Petersen (THE PERFECT STORM) has jumped aboard an alien invasion thriller called UPRISING over at Columbia. The project comes to us from the producers of GLADIATOR and the writer of BLOOD DIAMOND, Charles Leavitt. The...
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