Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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T4/TF2 updates

Here we motherf*ckin’ go again… I don’t want to be including strike talk in every article I write from now until summer, but it looks like it might be on the menu unless the actors can get their shite together...
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Jeepers 3 talk

I’m not really a huge JEEPERS CREEPERS fan, but I recognize that the two films have grossed a ton of money (over $100 million a piece on DVD alone, if you believe director Victor Salva) and that a third one,...
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Bloodshot shots!

Yikes! That’s the only reasonable reaction to seeing Michael Bailey Smith (from the HILLS HAVE EYES remake) as some kind of demented Nosferatu in the horror/comedy BLOOD SHOT. In the film, Smith plays a vampire who teams up with a...
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A new look at The Box

The last pic from THE BOX that we showed you was of… the box. Well, here’s the latest look at that crazy contraption, but this time it’s got some humans to go with it. James Marsden and Cameron Diaz can...
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House/Devil adds 2

THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL that is. Last I wrote about the Ti West (CABIN FEVER 2) flick, THE SIGNAL star AJ Bowen had joined the cast. Well, seems as though the flick is moving along at a proper pace,...
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Antichrist films this summer

While I personally think Lars Von Trier is a pretentious, self-indulgent douche, he makes interesting films. They’re not for everyone – hell, they’re not even really for me – BUT, they’re not run-of-the-mill type stuff (DANCER IN THE DARK, or...
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Grudge 3’s new ghosts

That spooky mother and son combo from THE GRUDGE films are going to be portrayed by new actors, according to Moviehole. Man, I don’t know what to say. The new flick won’t be the same without them… Here’s the casting...
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Hellraiser scribes official

Though it’s not really breaking news, as it has been circulating the web for weeks now, things are always more official when they hit the pages of Variety. So it goes that the story they wrote yesterday about Marcus Dunstan...
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F13 for Scout?

In the most uninspired casting rumor of the day – the year perhaps – FEARnet is reporting that Scout Taylor Compton (Laurie Strode in the HALLOWEEN remake) has been approached about taking a role in the FRIDAY THE 13TH remake....
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Bloody Waz poster

A grisly German one-sheet for WAZ has popped up over at IMP Awards, and here it is for your viewing displeasure. (Sorry, sometimes I like to go a little “Crypt Keeper”.) If you ask me, they’ve gone a little SAW...
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