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Zombie’s next NOT Nail?

Just a quick update kids. A couple of days ago I wrote an article about Rob Zombie’s next feature, entitled TYRANNOSAURUS REX. Word got out that this project was actually an adaptation of the graphic novel Zombie had written with...
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T-Rex = The Nail?

So we’ve all heard about Rob Zombie’s TYRANNOSAURUS REX. We’ve also known that it wasn’t about dinosaurs, but other than that, zilch. Well, Bloody Disgusting’s claiming they’ve got it figured out. Supposedly, the film will be based on THE NAIL,...
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Ruins trailer, redband style!

A new red band trailer for the killer-vine horror flick THE RUINS has popped up on the film’s official site. While it isn’t exactly deserving of the “red band” label (it’s no more bloody or unnerving than the first teaser),...
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Hellboy II comic sneak!

Those of you who’re super-duper excited about HELLBOY II have an early treat coming at ya, courtesy of IGN: A look at the new HELLBOY: THE GOLDEN ARMY comic book, which will make its grand premiere at WonderCon this weekend...
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Echo’s Pond trailer

Oddly enough, this one seems to have slipped underneath our radar – even though we’ve been monitoring the actual film for a while. The picture in question is THE BLACK WATERS OF ECHO’S POND, which stars Robert Patrick, Danielle Harris,...
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Bog Bodies trailer

Finally, a look at the long-awaited BOG BODIES, which we haven’t really heard much about for a year). The Ireland-set film concerns a 2000-year-old murder victim’s body returning to life after it’s disturbed by a property developer. Check out the...
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Alone/Dark 2 photo

We’ve just received the first picture from ALONE IN THE DARK 2. Obviously, it’s Danny Trejo, doing what he does best (i.e. being a badass). Trejo is apparently a member of a group of witchhunters (?!) who join hero Edward...
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Craven casting breakdown

Bloody Disgusting has the entire casting breakdown for Wes Craven’s next frightfest – the awkwardly titled 25/8 (it may make sense in the right context, but it’s not exactly catchy, is it?). The flick – due to begin filming this...
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Fincher’s Black Hole

David Fincher’s got a bevy of flicks lined up at the moment, but he may have just added his most interesting one. It’s called BLACK HOLE, and no, it’s not about a spaceship and robots. It’s decidedly much darker than...
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Romero’s Hill update

Seems as though the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Dark Horizons alerted us to the fact that G. Cameron Romero is hard at work editing his new film, STAUNTON HILL. Young Mr. Romero is the son of –...
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