Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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New Sweeney trailer

I can just picture all the people who go to see SWEENEY TODD based on this trailer – their horrified reactions when Johnny Depp and co. break out into song every, oh I dunno, FIVE minutes. They’ll think, “But-but the...
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Repo! behind the scenes

If you’ve ever wanted to see adorable little “Spy Kid” Alexa Vega bald and covered in blood, today’s your day, you sick, sick little monkey! Youtube is hosting multiple videos that it looks like Alexa herself has put up, and...
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Untraceable trailer

I’ll be perfectly honest with you – I’ve got a major thing for Diane Lane. Don’t know what it is, but the lady is just the prototypical sexy older woman in my eyes. (Could it be the awesome body? Hmm…)...
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The Mist is rated..?

I can’t remember another time where our movie’s ratings were so in the spotlight, at least in the internet community. Sure, it used to be a big deal when something got slapped with an NC-17 – but now it’s cause...
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New Orphanage trailer

Seems like every other week we’re sporting a new trailer of THE ORPHANAGE, the Guillermo del Toro-produced, J.A. Bayona-directed horror flick that is Spain’s entry into next year’s Foreign-language Oscar category. I guess that’s because each new peek at it...
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Rambo 5 happening?

Okay, gonna make this one short and sweet – VERY sweet. The other day I wrote an article about cukoo-crazy Lionsgate wanting to change the title of JOHN RAMBO to RAMBO TO HELL AND BACK. I thought it was silly,...
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The Eye trailer

“My brisket!!” A most unusual teaser for the Jessica Alba vehicle THE EYE has popped up over at Yahoo! It’s noteworthy because there’s no dialogue in it, and yet the film’s plot is pretty well layed out, almost like an...
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Beyond/Rave pics

Dread Central scored a few bloody/sexy pics for the upcoming Hammer Horror film BEYOND THE RAVE. Directed by Mattias Hoene, it’s the first picture to come out of the British horror studio in over 20 years. The plan is to...
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Langella in Box

Skeletor himself, Frank Langella, has just joined Richard Kelly’s THE BOX, which also stars Cameron Diaz. Langella will play a mysterious stranger who presents a box to Diaz, telling her that pushing a button upon it will bring her great...
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Rambo title changed

Apparently the title JOHN RAMBO was just too simple for Lionsgate’s taste, so they’ve decided to change the title to RAMBO TO HELL AND BACK. Now, is that just a general description of Rambo’s life – or is it a...
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