Untraceable trailer

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Last Updated on July 27, 2021

I’ll be perfectly honest with you – I’ve got a major thing for Diane Lane. Don’t know what it is, but the lady is just the prototypical sexy older woman in my eyes. (Could it be the awesome body? Hmm…) I also find it strangely wonderful that she used to be married to the Highlander.

She’s found herself in what looks to be Hollywood’s more mainstream answer to SAW and HOSTELUNTRACEABLE.(I’d compare it to feardotcom, but you wouldn’t know what I was talking about.) From director Gregory Hoblit (who has never met a police/lawyer melodrama he didn’t want to tackle), it tells the story of an FBI agent investigating a serial killer who posts his victims’ torture on the internet. The stunning catch is, the more hits the site receives, the closer the victim gets to dying. Don’t you see, we’re ALL accomplices!

As far as these things go, it looks like a very special torture-heavy episode of CSI – but with Diane Lane, and I like her, so I demand you gaze upon her alluring visage as she manages to make even this silliness look engaging (or something close to it).

UNTRACEABLE comes out January 25. View the trailer HERE.

You tellin’ me you wouldn’t want to cuddle up to her?

Source: MSN

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