Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Women’s Studies teaser

We’re happy – more than happy – to present to you the teaser trailer for WOMEN’S STUDIES, the queasy flick that apparently sees a school for girls where the only lesson taught is how to KILL MEN!! I’ma scared! Why...
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Dk footage description

Warner Bros. made the surprising decision to show the first DARK KNIGHT footage at the Wizard World convention in Chicago as opposed to premiering it at Comic-Con (the best guess why is because DARK KNIGHT shoots in Chicago, and it’s...
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Blood Countess gets Hurt

Probably the most memorable scene in the otherwise forgettable HOSTEL PART II was the one where a poor lass gets hung upside down and bled to death over a hot naked babe writhing in a bathtub. It was kinda cruel...
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Mother of Tears gets Filth

Either I’m behind the times or just don’t have an appropriate appreciation for filth-heavy baby beds, but the band CRADLE OF FILTH is something of an enigma to me. I admit I’ve heard the name before, but I couldn’t name...
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New ending/title for Last Resort

I had not heard of the Chris Moore-directed thriller LAST RESORT until just a few moments ago – and now I have to go through the exhausting process of forgetting that particular title, since the film is being renamed. Now...
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New Hitman poster

Feast your peepers upon the psychedelic new HITMAN teaser poster – which sure kicks that previous one of just a barcode in the testes-satchel. Although I’m still not truly sold on Timothy Olyphant portraying this character (don’t get me wrong,...
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Virus Undead pics

New stills from the flick VIRUS UNDEAD make me believe this movie has serious issues with birds. And why shouldn’t it? It’s about a deadly virus carried by birds that turn people into zombies! Seems like a reaction to the...
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Gabriel trailer

Looking like a cross between THE PROPHECY and UNDERWORLD (yeah, I know…) GABRIEL tells the story of an Arc Angel who fights to bring light back to purgatory – a place where darkness rules – and save the souls of...
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Charles Band’s got Worries

Charles Band – the name just makes me think of f*cked up dolls and puppets and all sorts of mischievous little bastards who nibble at the shins while cackling menacingly (I’m not talking about Danny DeVito either). Far be it...
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Gutterballs site is live!

For those who can’t wait for a film to mix the subtleties of the 80s slasher movie with the awesomeness of bowling, I give you GUTTERBALLS!
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