New Hitman poster

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 19 years ago

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

Feast your peepers upon the psychedelic new HITMAN teaser poster – which sure kicks that previous one of just a barcode in the testes-satchel. Although I’m still not truly sold on Timothy Olyphant portraying this character (don’t get me wrong, I like the actor), this flick promises to be a mean little machine. I admit I’m a sucker for movies that are primarily concerned with bullets and exploding things. Oh and hot Russian babes (like HITMAN’s Olga Kurylenko) that might kill you in your sleep – but dammit – you only live once!

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Eric Walkuski

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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

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