Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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30 Days pics

Blair Witch.de has scored a few new pics from the vampire movie we’re all freakin’ waiting for: 30 DAYS OF NIGHT. (See the Comic-Con panel HERE.) This is our first really good look at Danny Huston as the main villain...
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Jungle welcomed in Nov.?

Before “1-18-08/Cloverfield” was baffling and angering the internet by having the unimaginable nerve to fly under the radar and begin production without telling us every single thing about it – another low-profile, highly intriguing cinema-verite style flick was off shooting...
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Nightcrawl over to WB

Everyone sit down, this news is going to smack you upside your scruffy heads: McG is leaving Columbia Pictures and moving his production company (yes, the man who was once supposed to direct a HOT WHEELS movie has his own...
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Halloween trailer!

Here it is, y’all. The FULL trailer for Rob Zombie’s HALLOWEEN. It looks dark, gritty, violent, and faithful (although I’m still not digging on “long-haired” Michael). Might quiet the disbelievers until it comes out; probably will make the enthusiastic even...
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I Am Legends?

Interesting little article over at the LA Times (in between stories about the boneheads behind RENO 911, and the most disgusting-looking movie to come out in years, BRATZ): Mark Protosevich, the scribe who has spent about ten years writing the...
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Trailer Park is open!

The official site for the seemingly very accurately titled TRAILER PARK OF TERROR is offering a pretty cool new trailer, and a few behind-the-scenes glimpses at the set, as well as the make-up effects shop. Based on the Imperium comic...
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10 Writers take a Bath

Here’s a really innovative idea, coming from WIZARD OF GORE director Jeremy Kasten: Hire ten screenwriters – half seasoned pros, half inexperienced, but talented, novices – and have them all collaborate on ONE single screenplay. A screenplay called BLOOD BUBBLE...
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Friday the 2009th?

Okay, so I have nothing in the way of “You won’t f*ckin believe this!” news; only the update that no, there is no stopping a FRIDAY THE 13th remake/reboot/re-whatever-ing, and yes, Platinum Dunes still has it’s claws on it. In...
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Cell officially postponed

Even though it was fairly obvious when he threatened us with this possibility in his Myspace plea-for-money manifesto, it would appear that Eli Roth has officially proclaimed CELL on hold. Horrormovies.ca claims Roth made the declaration at Comic-Con, and that...
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Snyder talks Dead

Considering that Zack Snyder is currently undertaking a huge project in WATCHMEN (which has a release date set in 200-frickin-9!), it’s amazing, crazy, probably both, that he’s already talking about his follow-up project: ARMY OF THE DEAD. Nothing groundbreaking here,...
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