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New Resident Evil: Retribution poster brings the big guns

Man, I’m going to hate myself for that cheesy headline later. Paul W.S. Anderson’s RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION is a hype train that just won’t stop. The latest car in the line comes in the form of another one-sheet, this time...
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D revs up an MPAA rating

This is unprecedented, shocking news. When you read it, I want you to immediately imagine the sound of a turntable’s needle scraping across a record abruptly. Then I want you to imagine your dog grunting at you and raising its...
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American Horror Story: Asylum gets a rosy new teaser

My God, I love these teaser promos for AMERICAN HORROR STORY: ASYLUM. With only ten-seconds to spare they end up freaking my sh*t out more than any horror movie I’ve seen in years. The religious imagery, the sexual overtones, the...
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REC 3 red band trailer is gory fun

Confession time, guys: I have never seen one film in the REC franchise or its remake series, QUARANTINE. How this happened, I’ll never be sure– I love zombies, I like found footage films, and the idea of the two merged...
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Prometheus DVD and Blu-ray cover art revised and released

Oh, PROMETHEUS . Even after your release, you’re still choosing to shroud yourself in viral videos and mystery. I’m not entirely sure why, either. We’re coming up on the Blu-ray, Blu-ray 3D and DVD release October 11th (10/11/12– get it?),...
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Who’s up for Jaws in Cinemark theaters nationwide Thursday?

Alright, people. Let’s see a show of hands: who here has laid down good money for Universal’s recent JAWS special edition Blu-ray? That’s a lot. Okay, who here is planning on picking up the Blu-ray pretty soon? Hmm. I see. Okay, final...
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