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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Dissecting Director Eli Roth!

DIRECTOR ELI ROTH! After a six-year hiatus from the director's chair, 2013 has marked a big year of return for horror bon-vivant Eli Roth. In addition to producing a number of horror projects (THE LAST EXORCISM II, AFTERSHOCK, THE SACRAMENT,...
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Contracted (Movie Review)

PLOT: After getting wasted at a friend's party and having unprotected sex with a strange dude (a necrophiliac to boot), a young woman slowly morphs into a virally infected, flesh-rotting mutant. REVIEW: Well here you go bible-belters, here's one odious...
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Top 10 Best Horror/Sci-fi TV Shows!

Quick question: which medium is currently putting out better entertainment, horror/sci-fi movies or horror/sci-fi television? Not so easy, is it. In the last 5 to 7 years or so, the small-screen has been at the forefront of fostering cutting edge...
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Dissecting Roman Polanski!

WRITER/DIRECTOR ROMAN POLANSKI! There aren't too many international filmmakers – high and lowbrow – as skilled and accomplished as Roman Polanski. There really aren't. The dude has fostered a five-decade career in and out of Hollywood, culling every critical plaudit...
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Top 10 Michael Myers Kills!

So, you ghouls and gals have a killer Halloween this year? You still hung-over on horror movie marathons and stomach-killing sugar overdoses? You should be! But don’t fret folks, we’re here to offer one last Halloween celebration that should be...
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Dissecting Dario Argento!

WRITER/DIRECTOR DARIO ARGENTO! Despite the effete late phase of his career, Dario Argento is deservedly one of the most heralded horror filmmakers of all time. There's no other way to parse it. The Italian maestro of splatter cinema burst onto...
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Movie Review: Dust Of War (directed by Andrew Kightlinger)

PLOT: In a dusty, desolate American wasteland, a tight-lipped antihero must protect a young woman believed to be a harbinger of human salvation. REVIEW: With five shorts under his belt, DUST OF WAR marks the feature debut of writer/director Andrew...
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Top 10 Horror Psychics!

So, what do you guys and gals think of the CARRIE remake, opening today? Word is the cast and crew went back and reshot a bunch of shite in order to make the flick worthy of a hard-R rating. You...
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