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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

Relic (Horror Movie Review)

PLOT: When Grandma Edna (Robyn Nevin) disappears from her home one day, her daughter Kay ) Emily Mortimer) and Granddaughter Sammy (Bella Heathcote) come to look after her. In return, the deathly grip of dementia has a plan for them...

The Beach House (Movie Review)

PLOT: Randall (Noah Le Gos) and Emily (Liana Liberato) visit his father’s beach house in Cape Cod for a weekend getaway to mend their fraying relationship. When the older couple Mitch (Jake Weber) and Jane (Maryann Nagel) arrives unexpectedly, the...

A Good Woman Is Hard To Find (Movie Review)

PLOT: Sarah (Sarah Bolger) is a single mother of two in England reeling over her husband’s recent unsolved murder. When she accidentally becomes involved in a drug deal gone awry, she must do whatever it takes to protect her young...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Lifeforce (1985)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

The Test of Time: Jacob’s Ladder (1990)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must-see? So…the...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Hellraiser Inferno (2000)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Blood Machines (Movie Review)

PLOT: Upon the discovery of a crashed vessel, a pair of space poachers set out across the galaxy to capture the ethereal A.I. that has escaped the wreckage. REVIEW: Four years after scoring internet views and winning fans for the...

The Test of Time: Child’s Play 2 (1990)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must-see? So…the...

Stranger (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a female synchronized swimming team suddenly vanishes underwater during a public performance, a spotless detective is assigned to solve the case. Five years later, another woman disappears in a locked room while taking a bath. Are the two...
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