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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Top 10 Horror Movie Halloween Parties!

Jake Lucky us: we’re just 13 days away from every horror fan’s favorite day of the year. The question is how will you be spending your All Hallows Eve this year? A horror movie marathon? Trick or treating with friends...

The Test of Time: Body Parts (1991)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

Portal (Movie Review)

 WATCH PORTAL HERE PLOT: When an amateur ghost-hunting team fails to find a haunted house for the season 1 finale, they steal a location from a rival program. When they arrive at the so-called haunted house, a demonic portal is...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Night of the Demons 2 (1994)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

The Test of Time: Halloween 6: Producer’s Cut

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Trick or Treat (1986)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Arnold Schwarzenegger Action Roles!

Jake Two weeks ago, in the run-up to RAMBO: LAST BLOOD, we broke out a retrospective Top 10 Sly Stallone Action Roles. Well, since they’ve competed with each other for damn near their whole careers, it is only right we...

The Test Of Time: When A Stranger Calls (1979)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

Nefarious (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a crew of impoverished maintenance workers decides to settle their debts by stealing the winning lottery ticket from a mentally-impaired coworker, their simple plan turns into a complicated nightmare. REVIEW: Anyone who saw Richard Rowntree’s underwhelming indie feature...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Ghoulies (1984)

  THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column...
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