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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Top 10 Most Anticipated Genre Movies of Fall 2019!

Jake F*ck no! Summer’s winding down already? Say it ain’t so… Don’t fret it though folks, we got just the antidote for your end of summer blues. That’s right y’all, it’s high time we focus our sights on the 2019...

Burn (Movie Review)

GET BURN ON BLU-RAY HERE PLOT: When the Paradise Pumps gas station is held at gunpoint by a petty thief, a psychologically unhinged clerk named Melinda (Tilda Cobham-Hervey) goes to great lengths of lunacy to ensure her survival. REVIEW: It’s...

The Test of Time: The Dark Crystal (1982)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

Tone-Deaf (Movie Review)

PLOT: Olive (Amanda Crew), a millennial malcontent coping with a break-up, job loss and suicidal father retreats to the country for some much needed R&R. One problem. When she arrives, she’s taunted and preyed upon by Harvey (Robert Patrick), a...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Jaws 4: The Revenge (1987)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Gwen (Movie Review)

PLOT: In 19th century Snowdonia, Wales, a young girl named Gwen must protect her family farm from an encroaching mining company while dealing with her mother’s mysterious illness and father’s unexplained absence. REVIEW: Elevated folk-horror tales are a chic endeavor...
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Top 10 Horror Movie Anthologies!

Jake It’s gut spilling time y’all. Straight up, who’s set to witness SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK when it rocks theaters this weekend? Del Toro can’t let us down, can he?! Then again, anthological horror flicks always seem...

Them That Follow (Movie Review)

PLOT: A community of snake-worshipping zealots living in the Appalachian Mountains is upended when the pastor’s daughter becomes pregnant. A major test of faith ensues. REVIEW: Little to nil had I heard of THEM THAT FOLLOW prior to viewing, which...
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