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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Buster’s Mal Heart (Movie Review)

PLOT: In the wake of an unspeakable tragedy, a family man named Jonah (Rami Malek) is forced to go on the lam in the Montana wilderness, where he holes up in various winter vacations homes and waits for a cataclysmic...
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Top 10 Genre Flicks to See in Summer 2017!

Jake Who’s ready for the summertime? Sure we’re technically still well ensconced in the spring, but as far as the worldwide movie slate is concerned, you know what’s up, the summer starts earlier and earlier each year. So much so...

The Test of Time: Close Encounters of the Third Kind!

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Pacific Rim (2013)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Creepy Movie Bunny Rabbits!

Easter. Bunny rabbits. The two are inexorably linked, surely for historical reasons we can all research on our own. But there’s no mystery to how f*cked up seeing the image of a cute widdle bunny wabbit subverted toward the sinister...

The Test of Time: The Stepfather (1987)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The Transfiguration (Movie Review)

PLOT: When Milo (Eric Ruffin), a lonely teenager with an escalating obsession with vampirism, befriends an equally strange girl named Sophie (Chloe Levine), a moral dilemma arises that will alter their lives forever. REVIEW: With only a single short film...

The Assignment (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a hitman named Frank Kitchen (Michelle Rodriguez) suddenly awakes to find someone has forcibly reassigned his gender, he exacts cold-blooded retribution upon Dr. Rachel Kay (Sigourney Weaver), the person responsible. REVIEW: To those gallant enough to find wisdom...

The F*ckin Black Sheep: Stranger Things (2016)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Horror Movie Pregnancies!

Pregnancy is a fearful 9 months for any expectant mother, single or coupled. Knowing this, British writer/director/actress Alice Lowe has turned the premise into a howling horror comedy called PREVENGE, which hits select theaters and Shudder today. But before you...
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