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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

We Are The Flesh (Movie Review)

PLOT: In a dark and dreary future on Earth, a pair of Mexican siblings are confined to an abandoned building and forced by a perverted loon to have sex with each other. REVIEW: Three years after trying his hand at...

A24 scares up Casey Affleck’s A Ghost Story ahead of Sundance

So confident in David Lowery's haunting new picture A GHOST STORY is prestigious distributor A24, that they bought the rights to the film before even making its Sundance premier. True, with less than two weeks before the film festival officially...

The F*ckin Black Sheep: Leviathan (1989)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Genre Movies To See in 2017!

Meddy New Year friends and frequenters! Can you believe 2017 is officially on the brink? Insane, right? It seems every year grows shorter and shorter. Be that as it may, it’s now time to look ahead, to start anew, to...

Dissecting Michael Fassbender!

MICHAEL FASSBENDER! Is there a more intimidating and venerated actor in the game right now than Michael Fassbender? Dude's handsome, talented and anyone who's seen SHAME, clearly packing a huge hog. Seriously though, in only 15 short years, this German...
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A Monster Calls (Movie Review)

PLOT: In order to help cope with his mother's terminal illness, a lonely young boy is visited every night by a therapeutic tree-monster with life lessons to impart. REVIEW: A third time is most certainly a charm for talented Spanish...

TV Review: The Exorcist (Season 1 Finale)

EPISODE: THREE ROOMS THE DISH: It all ends here. After 10 weeks, the demonic possession of the Rance family must somehow come to a halt. Or will it? WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW. IF YOU'VE NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE YET, STOP...
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