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The Reeds is After Dark

Inching one step closer to completion, After Dark Films has just announced their 7th of 8 Films To Die For in 2010. And that film is…wait for it…Nick Cohen’s British chiller THE REEDS! Written by Chris Baker and Simon Sprackling,...
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Troma’s War SE DVD

When was the last time you clocked a Troma title? Did it happen to be the 1988 genre mash-up TROMA’S WAR? Well whatever it was, y’all should take aim at a sweet looking special edition DVD of the aforementioned flick,...
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Marshall’s Burst update

Too long it’s been since we updated Neil Marshall’s awesomely premised BURST 3D, about a group of kids who shack up at a winter lodge during a blizzard and begin mysteriously exploding. Well, the gore-hounds over at STYD have ran...
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Jackman a Prisoner?

With vampires, werewolves, and post-apocalyptic hell being popular cinematic topics of late, don’t sleep on revenge thrillers. Whether it’s Liam Neeson going balls-out ballistic in TAKEN or Nic Cage set to DRIVE ANGRY, revenge flicks are quite healthy these days,...
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Sorority Row DVD date

Despite being lambasted by the majority of critics (hell, anyone who saw the thing, really), there’s no denying the level of hot young derriere featured in the pseudo-slasher SORORITY ROW. And in case you’re looking to leer at all that...
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2084 teaser trailer

Let the post-apocalyptic party continue, as Fangoria just issued an exclusive teaser clip from George Blumetti and Maurice Kelly’s disturbing sci-fi thriller 2084 (which you can sniff out HERE!) Yup, from the guys who lent us the 2000 horror/sci-fi effort...
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Psych 9 poster/pics

Oh hell yes…don’t you just love seeing Michael Biehn continue his late string of horrific thrillers? We sure as shite do, and hope you all feel the same, because we just got wind of some new stills of he and...
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Gudino on Cut Throats 9

Back in late October we relayed a missive about one Harvey Keitel being added to the cast of Rodrigo Gudino’s horror-western remake CUT THROATS NINE (quite a feat in its own right for a first timer). But check it, Gudino...
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2 new Phobos posters

A little over a month ago we lanced you all with a nifty looking poster and teaser for a Russian thriller called PHOBOS. Well, not only do we have a couple of fresh posters for the film, we now know...
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Lionsgate on Panopticon

Some late day news has broken out of Variety, who is reporting that THE HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT director Peter Cornwell has been tapped to helm a sci-fi thriller entitled PANOPTICON for Lionsgate Entertainment. Scripted by Craig Rosenberg (THE UNINVITED), PANOPTICON...
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