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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Clash/Titans trailer#2

So it appears Apple has just issued a second trailer for Louis Leterrier’s larger than life rendering of CLASH OF THE TITANS. And you know what? The shite ain’t half-bad. Actually it kinda rocks (witness it in HD HERE)! Starring...
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Summit will Drive Angry

Looks like there’s one thing harder to shake for Nic Cage than a string of putrid hairpieces. And that’s staying out of the damn limelight! Between SEASON OF THE WITCH, KICK-ASS, and THE SORCERER’S APPRENTICE, his upcoming 3-D revenge flick...
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US: Regeneration BTS

Earlier today we thought we happened upon a second trailer for UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: REGENERATION. When we learned it wasn’t all that new, me and our man Arrow (and I’m sure many more) felt a little deflated. I mean, anytime you...
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Mara poster/plot/teaser

Chances are this is the first time you’ve heard of the Swedish horror film MARA, a movie described as a low-key and creepy psychological horror story with supernatural elements. Well, let me fill you in a bit! Shot in a...
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D.breakers outdoor pstr

The more I see of the Brothers Spierig film DAYBREAKERS, the more I’m honeslty pumped to see the damn thing. And keeping that trend alive is a fresh new outdoor poster for the flick the sick ghouls over at Bloody-Disgusting...
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Cool new Frozen poster

With Adam Green recently completing his newest film FROZEN, a pretty sweet new poster has hit the wire for his snow-set dramatic thriller. Green, who’s probably best known for his grue-sodden 2006 film HATCHET, focuses his new story on three...
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Cameron is Forbidden?

Looks like James Cameron is continuing to yank our chains about what the hell he’s up to following his game-changing uber-spectacle AVATAR. In the last couple of weeks we’ve heard the dude was poised to remake FANTASTIC VOYAGE, tackle DOOMSDAY...
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Pontypool DVD deets

Did y’all get a chance to peep Bruce McDonald’s PONTYPOOL during its scanter release than a f*ckin’ Jigsaw victim? Don’t fret if you missed it, because not only can you clock our man Eric Walkuski’s review right HERE, we now...
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A few new Tenant pics

Michael Berryman and Randy Molnar in Ric La Monte’s THE TENANT! When I hear or read the title THE TENANT, I instantly associate with Roman Polanski’s exceptional 1976 chiller of the same name. Turns out Ric La Monte, the man...
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New Solomon Kane clip

It wasn’t but a handful of days ago we dosed you all with a sweet, sweet looking clip from period-horror/action-piece SOLOMON KANE. If you liked that shite, y’all are in luck, because we’ve got an additional ass-kicking clip from the...
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