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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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13HRS teaser trl #2

Are you a fan of Neil Marshall’s 2002 flick DOG SOLDIERS? Well, awhile back we stabbed you with some details about a flick called 13HRS, a British teeny-bopper werewolf picture from the same producers behind Marshall’s feature debut. And you...
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New Black Death pics

Damn I love the title BLACK DEATH. Simple, dark, badass! And that’s why we’re more than stoked to share with you a clutch of new stills from the flick, which you can hone your blinkers in on below! From SEVERANCE...
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D.Breakers Facebook fun

In anticipation of the upcoming release of DAYBREAKERS on January 8th, Lionsgate is looking to share with us all a newly launched Facebook Connect experience that will most likely satiate our thirst for vampire history! DAYBREAKERS takes vampires in a...
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Bind plot/cast details

Dan Walton seems to be a name for ardent horror-heads to take note of. Since 2005, the dude’s has received special thanks on a number of cool genre flicks, including FEAST, THE TRIPPER, as well as the awesome-in-premise, uneven-in-execution Showtime...
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New Amphibious stills

About a month ago we blasted you all with some tight stills from Brian Yuzna’s phenomenal looking creature feature AMPHIBIOUS 3-D, and now, thanks to the demented souls over at Undead Backbrain, we have few more looks at the film!...
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Cool new Crazies trailer

While I do believe George A. Romero’s version of THE CRAZIES is one of his best made films, I really don’t have too many qualms about it being remade. Would I rather it wasn’t? Sure. But am I appalled to...
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Tucci talks L.Bones

Any recent frequenter of this site knows I’m tipping Stanley Tucci off for no less than an Oscar nom for his role in Peter Jackson’s THE LOVELY BONES. And let me reiterate, I haven’t even seen the flick in its...
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Another Swan flocks

What’s the platitude…birds of a feather? Well, such is certainly the case for Darren Aronofsky’s currently filming thriller BLACK SWAN. And since the titillating, shorts-creaming news that Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman will share a lesbian scene, we just yesterday...
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Summer’s Blood pics

Any fans of Ashley Greene around these parts? Better yet, any fans of Ashley Greene wanting and waiting for her to break out of that desperate, lachrymose, touchy feely TWILIGHT image? Well, check out the glut of new stills from...
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Eastwood on Hereafter

Not even 24 hours ago, our resident Bostonian Jared had some wicked pissuh news (sorry JP, couldn’t help it), about Opie’s kin (Bryce Dallas Howard) being added to Big Clint’s next year thriller HEREAFTER. Well, looks like Dirty Harry himself...
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