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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Few more L.Bones pics

It seems Peter Jackson’s THE LOVELY BONES is a film we’ve been catching all kinds of press and promo material for in the last couple of weeks. We’ve seen trailers, behind-the-scenes footage, exclusive clips, production stills, you name it. So...
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2 Carriers clips/date

Some pretty solid news has come out of the CARRIERS camp, Alex and David Pastor’s PG-13 deadly virus flick (read our main man Arrow’s review HERE). Looks like the flick, despite seeing a (theatrical) release about as limited as a...
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The Piper goes dark

According to THR, Persistent Entertainment, Pantry Films and Zenescope Entertainment have joined forces to bring the latter’s comic book THE PIPER to the big-screen, and do so with a much darker tinge than the story originally calls for. Dan Keston...
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French Wonderland art

With about 2 weeks gone since our last look at some pretty cool artwork for Tim Burton’s rendition of ALICE IN WONDERLAND, we now have even more to admire. In specific, we have 3 sweet new French posters for the...
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Blood Night gift contest

Holidays got y’all in the mood for some fun and games? Rest assured then, because the folks behind Frank Sabatella’s slasher film BLOOD NIGHT: THE LEGEND OF MARY HATCHET are offering up a cool little contest where you, yes YOU,...
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Death of Alice trl/clip

Jeez, this next story has me torn. On one hand I wanna extol perhaps the best director name I’ve come across, Park Bench. On the other hand, I’m harboring a few reservations about his first feature THE DEATH OF ALICE...
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New Chaw images/trailer

When done well, there’s really no more fun to be had at the movies than watching a balls out creature feature. And as our High Life sinking pimp Ammon astutely pointed out a time ago, when it’s a Korean creature...
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Creepy Exhibit A trailer

Trouble on the home-front? Holidays got you battling tooth and nail with that much despised relative? No worries, we’ve got a trailer for a British horror/thriller called EXHIBIT A which could very well make you rethink your family dynamic. Or...
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Arem walks Frost Road

So you’ve all heard of the immersive, highly popular videogame “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2,” right? Chances are, most of you not reading this damn article are playing it as we speak. Well, looks like Keith Arem, the dude...
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Flesh Mannequins trl

Damn, today I’m banging in more trailers than a nymphomaniac A-lister. Oh well, it is what it is! So keeping the tend alive and well, we’re gonna take a look at a nasty little flick called HOUSE OF FLESH MANNEQUINS...
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