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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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2 new Deadline clips

So not too long ago we had an exclusive clip, as well as a 6 minute look at the opening of a film called DEADLINE, a horror/thriller starring Thora Birch and Brittany Murphy. Well the party continues, as we now...
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3 Transylmania clips

TRANSYLMANIA and STAN HELSING are two flicks I couldn’t for the life of me differentiate. Both look utterly appalling, devoid of any true terror. Certainly neither a first film legitimate horror fans are running out to see. But in case...
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Another L.Bones clip

With December officially upon us, and only a mere 10 days from limited U.S. release (Dec. 11, then goes wide Jan. 15, 2010), DreamWorks is diligently rolling out all things THE LOVELY BONES. And it looks like the cool cats...
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New Vamp Killer pics

Just as I was lauding the rad sounding BURLESQUE MASSACRE, I’m now lamenting the fact that our next film (story) axed the word Lesbian from its title. Yup folks, I’m talking about VAMPIRE KILLERS, once known in the U.S as...
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Burlesque Massacre trl

You know how they say never judge a book by its cover? Well, normally I don’t judge a flick by its title (save for insipid fare like HOPE FLOATS or as thoroughly indolent as this year’s FIGHTING). But for this...
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Help make Witch Bitch

Looks like there could be a new champion of unabashed B-movie sleaze! I mean, with such titles as KILLER BIKER CHICKS, SUPER UNDEAD DOCTOR ROACH, AMATEUR PORNSTAR KILLER 3-D: INSIDE THE HEAD, & GINGERBREAD MAN 3: SATURDAY NIGHT CLEAVER in...
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Russian Wolfman pstr

It’s been a whole four days since we stabbed you with a new WOLFMAN poster (or two). And with the holiday push in full swing, Universal is slowly but very steadily dripping out all things Benicio Del Toro decked in...
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Cool Blood Creek trailer

Is there a more renowned hit-or-miss director than Joel Schumacher? For every movie he does like THE LOST BOYS or FALLING DOWN, there’s one or two BATMAN & ROBINs knocking the dude down a peg. Well, after a long production...
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Sexy Bloodsucka pics

Yup, you know you’re in the indulgent stage of slow news day doldrums when all you can muster is a picture of a bunch of hot chicks in the throes of a pillow fight. And yes folks, I’ve reached that...
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Creepy new Exam trl

Looks like we just landed a sweet looking trailer for Stuart Hazeldine’s claustrophobic mind-fu*k EXAM, written by he and Simon Garrity. The British Hazeldine, who wrote the 2003 TV movie RIVERWORLD and produced the 1999 crime thriller AFTER THE TRUTH,...
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