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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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New Case 39 pics/poster

Ah, CASE 39 – the Houdini of horror flicks! You know how to tell when a movie is really on the back burner? When the director of the film casts, shoots, edits, sells and distributes an entire other picture before...
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Quick Legion TV spot

In the mood for some post-turkey-day leftovers? Well you’ve heard of this LEGION movie right, about a group of strangers in a diner who must fend off a cabal of pissed of angels? The shite doesn’t look too terrible. And...
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Secret Sunday/#9 deets

In a weird twist of fate, I’m busting two stories in one day on flicks with the number nine in the title. Not only that, this next flick is literally called NUMBER 9. Weird shite! Actually the Thai horror film...
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Bunch of Splice pics

Sure our main-man in charge, The Arrow, has already put out a review of Vincenzo Natali’s horror/sci-fi effort SPLICE. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still bombard you with all kinds of images from the film, does it? Thought not!...
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New Nine Dead poster

With a month gone since we saw a trailer for Chris Shadley’s cool looking mystery/thriller NINE DEAD, we finally have a kickass new poster for the damn thing! Making his directorial debut after serving as video assist operator on such...
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2 more Wolfman posters

Happy Thanksgiving y’all! Just yesterday we saw a new international one-sheet for Joe Johnston’s retelling of classic cinematic horror story THE WOLFMAN. Well, why not digest all that damn tryptophan with a couple more posters for the film! Yup, Empire...
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More Legion stills

It’s been a good month and change since we had an update on Scott Stewart’s epic Heaven vs. Earth battle flick LEGION. Well, as that early year release date slowly creeps up (January 22, 2010), we’ve got a nice grip...
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1st Renovation deets

Terence Knox (center), from left: DJ Perry, Rob Hughes, Tommy Lynch, Fred Griffith, and Dean Teaster. With most news today going to the more heralded, major studio fare, it’s nice to throw a little love to smaller, under-the-radar flicks. And...
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New S.witch synopsis

Hooray! Lionsgate has finally issued an official synopsis for the Nic Cage period-action-piece SEASON OF THE WITCH. From “Threshold” writer Bragi F. Schut, directed by Dominic Sena (KALIFORNIA, SWORDFISH), SEASON OF THE WITCH sees: Nicolas Cage star as medieval knight...
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L.Bones featurette 2

Just yesterday we offered up a cool clip and new poster from Peter Jackson’s lyrical death ode THE LOVELY BONES. Well today we have a nice correspondence piece, a Royal Premiere featurette in which the acclaimed director and various stars...
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