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Haim still a Lost Boy?

Damn, it seems like an entire lifetime since Corey Haim was crooning to Frogman Henry in a fuc*in’ bubble-bath. Eons to him, I’m sure. But despite making one of the most feeble cameos I can recall (in last year’s LOST...
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The Clinic trailer

Anyone out there still reeling in Halloween hangover? Need a hair of the dog that bit ya’? Well, look no further than a goddamn baby locked in a small cage for some unshakable disturbance. Because that’s exactly what we’ve got...
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Craig owns Dream House

Bond. James Bond. Now out of the plush high-rises and swanked-out Penthouses, to, wait for it…the suburbs? Really? Looks like it, as THR relays Daniel Craig has agreed to take part in Jim Sheridan’s psychological thriller DREAM HOUSE. In the...
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Del Toro talks Hobbit

I honestly can’t think of a busier filmmaker currently at work than Guillermo Del Toro. Seriously, the dude at the moment has something like 15 projects in various stages of production (his duties on which range from producer, to writer,...
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The Blackout trailer

Damn I love Christmas time horror, especially among a grip of strangers stranded in a darkened building. Hell, I even liked P2, but that’s different matter altogether. Anyway, a new trailer has hit for a flick called THE BLACKOUT, a...
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The Meth in Mortician

I guess now’s as good a time as any to tell you I used to by a die-hard Wu-Tang fan. Not any of that “Got Your Money” ODB radio shite either, I mean the real juice – Cuban Links, Liquid...
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Cooper mows Dark Fields

Though not a horror film proper, when you draw comparisons to such solid genre flicks like FIGHT CLUB and THE GAME (or the darkness of David Fincher in general), you bet your ass your catching a little love from our...
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Phantasmagoria casts…

Given the past-to-recent trend of shock-rockers turning horror film director (Dee Snider, Rob Zombie, etc.), it only makes sense that perhaps the most apposite of all, Marilyn Manson, would eventually try his hand as well. Now such is certainly the...
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RE: Afterlife set stills

If y’all ain’t feeling the new Milla Jovovich change of pace flick THE FOURTH KIND (in theaters tomorrow), why not fix those little peepers of yours on some set stills from Paul W. S. Anderson’s RESIDENT EVIL 4: AFTERLIFE (thanks...
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Scream 4 AFM artwork

Just the other day, original (and subsequent) SCREAM scribe Kevin Williamson chatted about some cool new SCREAM 4 details. We learned the franchise reboot, like all prior SCREAM flicks, will have a biting sense of self awareness, and original cast...
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