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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Dissecting Actress Charlize Theron!

ACTRESS CHARLIZE THERON! Charlize Theron. The myth. The living legend. The unparalleled goddess. Anyone who's been reading this site for the last 5 years or so should know of my unhealthy infatuation with this supremely talented and statuesque South African...
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Comedown (Movie Review)

PLOT: In celebration of a mate’s release from prison, a group of Londoners hole up in dilapidated high-rise to get their party on. One problem…a hideously deformed squatter doesn’t take kindly to interlopers! REVIEW: Made in the UK back in...
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Taylor Kitsch offered lead role in The Raid remake

LONE SURVIVOR and JOHN CARTER star Taylor Kitsch has been offered the lead role in THE RAID remake, so says The Wrap. Apparently no decision has been made yet by Kitsch, who not only wants more money for the part,...
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Elijah Wood joins Vin Diesel in The Last Witch Hunter

And Elijah Wood continues his torrid genre affair… Deadline has it that Wood has just joined the cast of THE LAST WITCH HUNTER, which also stars Vin Diesel and Michael Caine. Breck Eisner (THE CRAZIES) is directing the supernatural action...
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Catch a whiff of Septic Man in new red-band trailer

Just last week we landed a rotten batch of stills from SEPTIC MAN, a foul looking horror joint that will be released across various outlets this month. But before you remind you of those specific dates, scroll below and dive...
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Sink your teeth into the Jersey Shore Massacre trailer

Courtesy of Apple, we have below the first official trailer for the asinine slasher mock-up JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE. You know what though, with the tagline – “You’re Not The Only One Who Wants Them Dead” added at the end –...
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Occupant & Deep Silver team to bring Dead Island movie to life

After a multitude of attempts from various companies, it seems Occupant Entertainment has punched its ticket to DEAD ISLAND! Deadline is reporting that, yes, a DEAD ISLAND videogame-to-movie-adaptation is once again on the brink, this time with Occupant taking charge...
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