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Jersey Shore Massacre lands August VOD date

In case you actually give a damn – and I can’t see why you would unless every single vapid character dies a slow, gruesome death of epic proportions (hey, maybe they will) – JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE is poised to hit...
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The rapture takes hold in new poster for The Remaining

Good grief. It seems it’s been a good 16 months since hearing of any news on THE REMAINING front, you know, the apocalyptic Alexa Vega thriller. Well folks, not only do we have an idea of when the flick will...
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No One is What They Seem in Stonehearst Asylum poster & trailer

Early this morn the news dropped that Millennium will release Brad Anderson's new genre piece, STONEHEARST ASYLUM, on October 24th. Well folks, here now is the new poster and trailer for the creepy looking Kate Beckinsale starrer! Also featured in...
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Tim Burton nabs familiar face for supernatural next flick

Looks like Tim Burton has the green light once again… According to Variety, French dame Eva Green is in serious negotiations to star in Tim Burton's next flick, the supernatural oddity MISS PEREGRINE'S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN. As you may...
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Top 10 Jaws Rip-Offs!

Holy T.S. Quint! Can you believe JAWS turns 40 years old next June? Fucking crazy, despite how timeless the infamously-difficult-to-make Spielberg classic still feels all these years later. Let’s be real, JAWS is not only a master-class in first rate...
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Dissecting Writer/Director James DeMonaco!

WRITER/DIRECTOR JAMES DEMONACO! Mi Amigos! Be real, did you go out and get your anarchistic PURGE on this past weekend? Well if you didn’t, perhaps you should, as James DeMonaco’s one-year-later-hit-sequel, THE PURGE: ANARCHY, is garnering decent word out mouth,...
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Top 10 Murderous Monkey Movies!

As you must know by now, Matt Reeves’ DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES launches its full-out assault on the masses today. And you know what? Little Caesar looks more vengeful than a wronged Game of Thrones character, doesn’t...
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Rampage 2: Capital Punishment (Movie Review)

PLOT: After a year of laying low on the lam, the people’s warrior Bill Williamson resurfaces to overrun a local news-station and broadcast his anti-corporate screed live on the air. Anyone who gets in his way…catches a mouthful of lead!...
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