Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

Kill of the Day: Maniac Cop 2 (1990)

Posted 13 years ago

When you think about memorable franchise from the 80s and 90s where does the MANIAC COP saga rank on your list? Not very high I bet. Hey, I don’t blame you. The flicks are pretty cheap but come on, sometimes...

Kill of the Day: “The Walking Dead” (2011)

Posted 13 years ago

Since we have to wait all the way until February for new “Walking Dead” episodes I figured I’d try and fill your “Walking Dead” craving this weekend with this little gem from the beginning of Season 2. For today’s Kill...

Horror Whores: Killer Tomatoes Strike Back! (1991)

Posted 13 years ago

There’s not much out there that’s scarier than… an empty bottle of shampoo! Oh wait, yeah there is. A killer tomato!! For today’s Horror Whores I’m going with a scene from the 1991 horror/comedy KILLER TOMATOES STRIKE BACK! Now I...

Kill of the Day: Return to House on Haunted Hill (2007)

Posted 13 years ago

Say what you want about the recent HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL flicks – they’re a good time. As long as you go in not expecting much you should be entertained at the very least. Don’t believe me? Check out today’s...

Horror Whores: Island of Death (1977)

Posted 13 years ago

Thank God horror movie slashers aren’t as clumsy as this dude. For today’s Horror Whores we’ve got a clip from the 1977 Greek horror flick ISLAND OF DEATH. In the scene some dude tries to attack this hottie while she’s...

Kill of the Day: Pet Sematary (1989)

Posted 13 years ago

This death scene pretty much shaped my relationship with horror movies throughout my childhood. And by that I mean this shite f*cked me up! Actually PET SEMATARY as a whole had me running home that night. But this scene in...

Horror Whores: Beast of Blood (1971)

Posted 13 years ago

For generations horror movies have been sporting gorgeous Horror Whores. It’s just a part of the genre. A part we know and love I might add. So once and a while I reach back a few decades for a look...

Kill of the Day: American Psycho II (2002)

Posted 13 years ago

Mary Harron’s AMERICAN PSYCHO is one of my all-time favorite movies. It’s direct-to-video sequel, not so much. That doesn’t mean it’s not enjoyable though. I mean come on… Mila Kunis as a slasher? What’s not to love?! So for today’s...

Kill of the Day: Cobra (1986)

Posted 13 years ago

Every once and a great while I let myself drift a bit from our beloved genre and instead choose a death scene from an action flick as the Kill of the Day. Sure, most of the time the action flick...

Horror Whores: Pinocchio’s Revenge (1996)

Posted 13 years ago

Our beloved genre loves it’s nudity. There’s no doubt about that. To subtle hots of bare breasts to prolonged sex scenes – naked chicks and horror just go hand in hand! One of the best kind of nude scenes in...

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