Jared Pacheco
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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

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Kill of the Day: “The Walking Dead” (2012)

Posted 14 years ago
Alright before someone gets into this long rant about spoilers, let me make it abundantly clear: THERE ARE SPOILERS AHEAD! Let’s be honest here though, isn’t every single Kill of the Day a spoiler? Of course it is. So you...
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Horror Whores: Scary Movie (2000)

Posted 14 years ago
Say what you want about the SCARY MOVIE franchise, there’s no denying a couple things. First, the original film rocked pretty hard. Secondly, we have that horrid franchise to thank for introducing to the lovely Anna Faris! Believe it or...
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Kill of the Day: Child’s Play 3 (1991)

Posted 14 years ago
In celebration of the recent news regarding CURSE OF CHUCKY I’ve decided to honor that sadistic little bastard with today’s Kill of the Day. For today’s clip I’m going with one of the more humorous kills of the CHILD’S PLAY...
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Horror Whores: Les Fleurs Du Mal (2011)

Posted 14 years ago
I was surfing around looking for a good clip to use for today’s Horror Whores and I stumbled on this little gem from lingerie line Agent Provocateur. In this commercial/short film, titled LES FLEURS DU MAL (THE FLOWERS OF EVIL),...
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Kill of the Day: Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood (2003)

Posted 14 years ago
What’s not to love in the LEPRECHAUN movies? From the get-go we get Jennifer Aniston in daisy dukes, head through Vegas followed by a trip to space, then we get two flicks of our little homie tackling the hood. How...
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Kill of the Day: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)

Posted 14 years ago
On Halloween night I decided to tap the Tim Burton produced ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER. To be honest, I wasn’t expecting much. The trailers just didn’t sell this thing to me. Boy was I pleasantly surprised! I actually dig the...
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Horror Whores: Hollow Man (2000)

Posted 14 years ago
She may not be a flagship hottie but there’s no denying that the lovely Elisabeth Shue can hold her own at the top of the pack. Since breaking on to the scene in ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING all the way to...
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Kill of the Day: Halloween II (1981)

Posted 14 years ago
Halloween is inching to a close over here on the East Coast so what better way to wish this holiday farewell until next year than yet another Kill of the Day courtesy of the HALLOWEEN franchise? This time we’ve got...
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Horror Whores: Halloween (1978)

Posted 14 years ago
Well folks Halloween is almost here, so what better way to kick off the holiday than with the epic opening of one of the greatest horror movies of all time? That’s right folks – for today’s Horror Whores we’ve got...
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