Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

Rinsch heads to Lagoon?

Posted 17 years ago

One classic Universal monster that doesn’t get much play is the Creature from the Black Lagoon. And why not? This dude is nuts! Imagine diving into the lagoon for a nice refreshing dip and seeing this crazy bastard coming up...

Kill of the Day #289

Posted 17 years ago

Welcome to 5150

Posted 17 years ago

Every once and a while a little film comes along that catches people’s attention. I’m not talking about a Summer blockbuster or even a theatrical release. I’m talking the films people never expect to reach the masses. Stuff like THE...

Taurus gets Wolf House

Posted 17 years ago

Well here’s something pretty interesting, you guys ever hear of HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN? Me either but this thing is actually looking pretty cool. The film, from director Eben McGarr, was filmed in black and white and seems to...

Full Mirrors 2 Details

Posted 17 years ago

What did you guys think of Alexandre Aja’s MIRRORS? The best I can explain how I felt is that I didn’t love it… but I didn’t hate it. I’m a big fan of most of Aja’s work and for the...

Kill of the Day #288

Posted 17 years ago

Howard joins Hereafter

Posted 17 years ago

Way back in the middle of September I told you all about a supernatural film heading our way from the duo of Clint Eastwood and Matt Damon. Needless to say I was very excited hearing this news. Two great filmmakers...

Vargas Enters Basement

Posted 17 years ago

Well it seems S.F. Brownrigg’s DON’T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT is getting the remake treatment. (Again?) Writer/producer/director Josh Vargas dropped us an email today letting us know that he just signed on to tackle the project! Not only will he...

Portman v Zombies!

Posted 17 years ago

We’ve been talking about an adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith’s PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES for a while now. We’ve even been bouncing around with the rumor that the always gorgeous Natalie Portman was toying around with the idea of starring...

Bitch Slap Gone Wild!

Posted 17 years ago

When there’s a flick that has a group of smoking hot women getting down with their badassness then you can bet your ass we here at AITH will be taking notice! I’m talking about Rick Jacobson’s BITCH SLAP! Damn these...

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