Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

The first TV spot for The Possession offers same chills as the trailer

Posted 14 years ago

Regardless of it’s countless push-backs, Ole Bornedal’s THE POSSESSION isn’t looking half bad. What we’ve seen from the flick so far has been pretty damn solid and that quality just continues right on today with the release of the flick’s...

Newest promo for “Dexter” Season 7 looks at The Last Piece of the puzzle

Posted 14 years ago

It’s no secret that we here at AITH are stoked for the upcoming seventh season of Showtime’s hit serial killer drama “Dexter.” Heck there’s a good chance none are as excited for this shite as yours truly. And when I...

Kill of the Day: Hatchet II (2010)

Posted 14 years ago

I miss slasher flicks. You miss slasher flicks. We all miss slasher flicks. The cheesy gems of the 90s seemed to have fizzled out to ‘found footage’ crap. Alas there’s a glimmer of hope. I’m talking about Adam Green’s HATCHET...

Updated! Check out Arnold Schwarzenegger in this colorful poster for Last Stand

Posted 14 years ago

POSTER REMOVED! IT WAS FAN MADE! Well folks Arnold Schwarzenegger is back! It should come as no surprise to you folks that all of us here at AITH are stoked about that. So you should understand why we stray away...

Lifetime moving forward with a witch-themed series based on the novel Witches of East End

Posted 14 years ago

Alright… bear with me for a second. I’m here today to tell you all about a new witch-themed project heading our way based on Melissa de la Cruz’s novel WITCHES OF EAST END. The only problem with that is the...

Sci-fi thriller Without Ward has Michael Gladis & lawyers with guns policing the world

Posted 14 years ago

Now I’m going to be straight with you guys. This new project I’m about to tell you about is described as a ‘sci-fi romancer.’ Obviously that doesn’t sit very well for me, considering I’d be more interested in a vicious...

Edward Furlong & Christian Slater sign on for new Jekyll & Hyde flick The Awakened

Posted 14 years ago

Over the past few years we’ve heard about several projects in the works based on the classic tale of DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE. The only problem is none of those projects seemed to have made it to the big...

Horror Whores: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (2000)

Posted 14 years ago

Unfortunately when a movie is dubbed a ‘spoof’ nowadays it’s immediately written off as stupid and a waste of money. Now today, that’s pretty damn true. At least in this schmuck’s opinion. But it wasn’t always like that… Rewind over...

Eric Roberts the latest to join upcoming genre flick Self Storage

Posted 14 years ago

Last month I told you all about a new genre flick heading our way from Woodhaven Production Company and director Tom DeNucci called SELF STORAGE, you guys remember that? At the time the news breaking was that genre legend Michael...

Sam Raimi won’t be directing that World of Warcraft movie after all!

Posted 14 years ago

Remember that long-awaited WORLD OF WARCRAFT flick Sam Raimi was supposed to be directing? Yeah that shite was like three years ago. And only now are we finally getting an update on this little diddy! Unfortunately the update isn’t a...

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