Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

Children stills

Posted 18 years ago

We’ve been keeping you updated on Tom Shankland’s THE CHILDREN for a while now. From websites to trailers to stills, we’ve been giving you anything new on the WAZ director’s next film. And today’s no different. Thanks to the fellas...

Twilight promo

Posted 18 years ago

TWILIGHT comes out next week and I’m sure most of the country, nay the world is aware of this. Whether your eagerly anticipating or downright loathing this movie there’s no denying that TWILIGHT is going to be huge. Hell it’s...

Trailer of Blood

Posted 18 years ago

Clive Barker is a genius in the genre, there’s no denying that. The man has got one twisted mind on him that has spilled onto both novels and the screen. From HELLRAISER to CANDYMAN to MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN, we’ve got...

Expendable tease

Posted 18 years ago

So it’s pretty safe to say Sylvester Stallone still has what it takes. Endorsing steroids, old age, barely audible… whatever your problem with Stallone is, he laughed in your face when RAMBO scored big. And he’s still laughing because he’s...

Paranormal scores

Posted 18 years ago

The last I told you all about PARANORMAL ACTIVITY was way back in January. January! Since then PARANORMAL ACTIVITY has been making it’s way around festivals and the like, and in the process it’s been gaining some serious buzz. The...

Visit The Reef

Posted 18 years ago

So I came across this flick today called THE REEF that I figured I’d tell you all about. What exactly is THE REEF? Well it strikes me as a cross between JAWS and OPEN WATER… which my gut tells me...

Kill of the Day #120

Posted 18 years ago

Corporate Zombie Killers

Posted 18 years ago

I just finished telling you about one horror/comedy and I’m getting right into another. Instead of vampires though, this one will center on zombies and, get this… it’ll take place in a corporate office park. Riiight. No seriously, and truth...

Capri Sucks

Posted 18 years ago

Horror comedies are a dime a dozen, but a good horror comedy is hard to come by. We all know SHAUN OF THE DEAD broke the mold and is arguably the perfect horror-comedy. But that doesn’t mean other films can’t...

Alba a prostitute

Posted 18 years ago

Well Jessica Alba is set to play a prostitute. Alright, news bit over. Your already sold on the flick right? Who cares if she can’t act… she’s going to be playing a prostitue. I think that alone makes it Oscar...

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