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Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Fight Club, Rushmore, True Romance, The Fountain, anything Kubrick, read more Hitchcock or Scorsese, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Say Anything, Anchorman, The Searchers, Hard Boiled, In The Mood For Love, La Dolce Vita, really really bad movies

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Awfully Good: Going Overboard

Jason Before Adam Sandler was starring in bastions of quality like THAT’S MY BOY and Awfully Good “favorite” JACK AND JILL, he was just a young comedian making terrible, terrible movies. Going Overboard (1989) Director:Valerie Breiman Stars: Adam Sandler, Billy...
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Awfully Good: Going Overboard

Jason Before Adam Sandler was starring in bastions of quality like THAT’S MY BOY and Awfully Good “favorite” JACK AND JILL, he was just a young comedian making terrible, terrible movies. Going Overboard (1989) Director:Valerie Breiman Stars: Adam Sandler, Billy...
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Awfully Good: Mac and Me

Jason While the crew of Ridley Scott’s PROMETHEUS might express remorse about reaching out to an alien planet this weekend, here’s another instance of extraterrestrial regret. Mac and Me (1988) Director: Stewart Raffill Stars: Jade Calegory, Christine Ebersole, Jennifer Aniston...
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Awfully Good: Snow White: A Deadly Summer

Jason What better way to get you pumped for SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN than a Snow White movie with Marcia Brady and Eric Roberts? Snow White: A Deadly Summer (2012) Director: David DeCoteau Stars: Maureen McCormick, Eric Roberts, Shanley...
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Awfully Good: Double Team

Jason Double Team (1997) Director: Tsui Hark Stars: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dennis Rodman, Mickey Rourke Is there a plot? Close your eyes. Imagine the two men you would trust to stop the world's most deadly terrorist. Okay, now forget those...
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Awfully Good: Surf Ninjas

Jason Before you see BATTLESHIP, revisit this Awfully Good maritime classic that’s slightly less silly than Liam Neeson playing naval games with an alien. Surf Ninjas (1993) Director: Neil Israel Stars: Ernie Reyes Jr., Rob Schneider, Leslie Nielsen Is there...
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Awfully Good: Vampire Dentist

Jason As we prepare to see Johnny Depp put on his fangs in DARK SHADOWS, I decided to search for the worst vampire movie ever made. There were many obvious candidates—DRACULA 2000, VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN, any of the TWILIGHT movies—but...
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Awfully Good: Justice League of America

Jason As THE AVENGERS kicks the summer movie season in the ass, let’s look back at the last time someone tried to team up a gang of superheroes. Justice League of America (1997) Director: Félix Enríquez Alcalá Stars: Matthew Settle,...
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Awfully Good: The Avengers

Jason Wonder why all the ads keep referring to the summer’s biggest superhero movie as MARVEL’S THE AVENGERS? Maybe they want to set themselves as far apart from this 1998 turkey as (super)humanly possible. The Avengers (1998) Director: Jeremiah S....
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Awfully Good: Quigley

Jason Quigley (2003) Director: William Hillman Stars: Gary Busey, Curtis Armstrong, Oz Perkins Is there a plot? Gary Busey gets reincarnated as an eight pound Pomeranian. What’s the damage? We’ve featured Gary Busey before (mainly as serial killer cookie GINGERDEAD...
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