Jason Adams
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Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Fight Club, Rushmore, True Romance, The Fountain, anything Kubrick, read more Hitchcock or Scorsese, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Say Anything, Anchorman, The Searchers, Hard Boiled, In The Mood For Love, La Dolce Vita, really really bad movies

Likes: Movies, drums, Monica Bellucci, Guinness, Pink Floyd, Calvin and Hobbes, getting read more hurt at concerts, sushi, Batman, Miles Davis, 1980's John Cusack, South Park, emulating Jack Tripper from Three's Company, providing more cowbell to Bruce Dickinson

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Awfully Good: Sharktopus

Posted 15 years ago
Jason Sharktopus (2010) Director: Declan O’Brien Stars: Eric Roberts, Kerem Bursin, Sara Lane Is there a plot? A genetically modified creature created by the government breaks free and does what genetically modified creatures created by the government do—kills teenagers on...
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Awfully Good: Skyline

Posted 15 years ago
Jason Skyline (2010) Director: The Brothers Strause Stars: Eric Balfour, Donald Faison, Brittany Daniel Is there a plot? A group of really stupid people attempt to survive an alien invasion in Los Angeles. What’s the damage? When a DVD cover...
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Awfully Good: Leprechaun in the Hood

Posted 15 years ago
Jason Happy St. Patty's Day! Get in the mood with everyone's favorite lucky charm. Leprechaun in the Hood (1996) Director: Rob Spera Stars: Warwick Davis, Ice-T, Anthony Montgomery Is there a plot? A Lep in the hood come to do...
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Awfully Good: Barb Wire

Posted 15 years ago
Jason Barb Wire (1996) Director: David Hogan Stars: Pamela Anderson, Udo Kier, Temuera Morrison Is there a plot? Only Pamela Anderson can save the future world from a virulent new strain of Super AIDS! Thank God, it wasn’t hepatitis… What’s...
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Awfully Good: Zardoz

Posted 15 years ago
Jason Zardoz (1974) Director: John Boorman Stars: Sean Connery, Charlotte Rampling, John Aldteron Is there a plot? In 2293, a post-apocalyptic Earth has evolved in to two distinct parts: the enlightened elite known as “Eternals,” who live in a paradise...
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Review: Book of Mormon

Posted 15 years ago
PLOT: Two young Mormon missionaries get their steadfast faith and cheery dispositions tested after they’re assigned to the impoverished, war-torn country of Uganda. REVIEW: Is BOOK OF MORMON the best Broadway show ever made? Though I’ve seen my fair share...
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Awfully Good: Canvas of Blood

Posted 15 years ago
Jason Like a complimentary reacharound, CANVAS OF BLOOD was a pleasant surprise—a “bonus” movie attached to the DVD for PSYCHO KICKBOXER. Canvas of Blood (1997) Director: Joel Denning Stars: Jack McClernan, Jennifer Hutt Is there a plot? A one-armed college...
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Awfully Good: Pumpkin

Posted 15 years ago
Jason Following GIGLI last week, my girlfriend suggested I look at another movie about love and mental retardation. I enjoy not getting kicked in the balls, so here we are. Pumpkin (2002) Director: Anthony Abrams, Adam Larson Brodert Stars: Christina...
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Awfully Good: Gigli

Posted 15 years ago
Jason Happy Valentine’s Day! This year I got you something better than chocolate, flowers or desperate sex. Gigli (2003) Director: Martin Brest Stars: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bartha Is there a plot? The touching story of a lowlife gangster,...
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Awfully Good: Demolition Man

Posted 16 years ago
Jason After JUDGE DREDD, OVER THE TOP and STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT, we’re well on our way to featuring every Sylvester Stallone movie! Except RHINESTONE. Never RHINESTONE. Demolition Man (1993) Director: Marco Brambilla Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes,...
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