Jim Law - JoBlo

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Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Se7en, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, read more The Exorcist, Animal House, E.T., Aliens

Likes: Walking away from explosions in slow motion, Saturday afternoon matinees, the read more chicken pizziola, Alexander Keith's Pale Ale, Moreno's sounders, my son's Spider-Man obsession, when Ammon gets shitfaced, the fact that my mom doesn't know how to listen to podcasts, The Brew & View, anonymous movie delivery guy, The Asylum, Deep Voice Guy, pizza weekends, Pixar, The Fleck, when Keen rocks a beard, JoBlo & Arrow sleepovers, recording time, and ketchup.

Top 10 Reasons I Hate Godzilla ’98

Posted 18 years ago

Let’s start off by taking a look at the film’s final theatrical trailer just to get you in the mood. This was the end of a long expensive promotional campaign which featured banners coving the entire sides of buildings and...

Top 10 Things I’ll Never Get for Christmas

Posted 18 years ago

Every year, late November, my wife starts asking me what I want for Christmas. Every year I make a list so ridiculous she starts considering divorce again. Last year I wrote down three things on a Post-it note and left...

Top 10 Worst Theatrical Experiences

Posted 18 years ago

Great theatrical experiences are far and few between. The costume contest at a midnight screening of HALLOWEEN 4 on Halloween night. Literally sitting on the edge of my seat during the finale of ALIENS and SE7EN. Seeing someone puke during...

Top 10 Worst Pets in Movie History

Posted 18 years ago

Everybody loves the good pets. Lassie, Benji, Flipper – all helped save the day by being smarter than the humans and never seemed to poop. Animals, for the most part, are used as comic relief anymore. A funny tilt of...

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Top 12 Great Nude Careers

Posted 19 years ago

Sometimes I think we focus too much on who hasn’t gotten naked for the big screen. Even though I have an email alert set up for whenever the words “Jessica-Biel” and “full-frontal” are used together anywhere on the web, it...

Top 10 Reasons I’ve Never Done Heroin

Posted 19 years ago

I’ve lived a pretty sheltered life. Movies have a lot to do with that. I won’t answer the phone at night in case it’s coming from inside the house. When offered, I’ll always take the blue pill. I never talk...

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Top 15 Playboy Shoots

Posted 19 years ago

Although being a Playboy Bunny is an elite achievement and has catapulted many actresses into stardom (Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy), sometimes the title is abused by ladies that have lost their way. Fifteen minutes of fame is far too quick...

Top 10 Movie Cheerleaders

Posted 19 years ago

In no way am I qualified to judge Cheerleaders. I wouldn’t know a cradle catch from a basket toss if you paid me (I just Googled “cheerleading lingo”). Cheerleaders and I have a very simple relationship – they cheer when...

CON: Costumed hotties

Posted 19 years ago

What has now become tradition here on JoBlo.com, I put my life on the line last weekend to bring you a quality selection of Super Hotties (check out Omar’s work from last year HERE and HERE). I may have looked...

CON: 300/Blade Runner

Posted 19 years ago

WB HOME VIDEO PANEL 300 Presented by Zack Snyder, Frank Miller, and an ass-kissing of the fans via video of Gerard Butler, 300 is ready to explode on your home theatre with enough special features to make your loin cloth...

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