Jim Law - JoBlo

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Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Se7en, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, read more The Exorcist, Animal House, E.T., Aliens

Likes: Walking away from explosions in slow motion, Saturday afternoon matinees, the read more chicken pizziola, Alexander Keith's Pale Ale, Moreno's sounders, my son's Spider-Man obsession, when Ammon gets shitfaced, the fact that my mom doesn't know how to listen to podcasts, The Brew & View, anonymous movie delivery guy, The Asylum, Deep Voice Guy, pizza weekends, Pixar, The Fleck, when Keen rocks a beard, JoBlo & Arrow sleepovers, recording time, and ketchup.

What If?

Posted 19 years ago

It’s back by popular demand, the column that makes you think so hard you’ll need to stuff extra-strength tampons in your ears by the time you finish reading. JoBlo.com steps up to the plate with another round of alternate movie...

Top 10 Wrestler Roles

Posted 19 years ago

It’s scary when I think how much wrestling influenced my life during the eighties and then again in the late nineties. As a child I would slap the camel clutch on my dog, Peppy, at any given moment. Taking an...

Top 10 Reasons We Love Kevin Smith

Posted 19 years ago

Your average fanboy from the early nineties is not much different from today. Their heads are filled with dreams of making movies, writing comics to sell in their own comic store, having action figures of themselves, and getting laid by...

Top 10 Greatest Punches

Posted 20 years ago

After watching close to twenty hours of ‘Ultimate Fighter’ Saturday night on Spike TV, I needed a vent for my testosterone. I tried punching my dog but the little f*cker is too quick. Six beers later I woke up in...

Top 10 Reasons to Love Halloween

Posted 20 years ago

Dress up the brats, go get the candy, stuff your face, put the kids to bed, and pop in one of the greatest achievements in the history of film. That’s what your Halloween night should consist of every year. There’s...

Top 10 Most Helpful Dead Guys

Posted 20 years ago

Halloween is just around the corner which means another year of dead guys getting a bad rap. Sure, ghosts can be pretty creepy and zombies still enjoy to feast on our flesh now and again but I’m here to prove...

Top 10 Beach Moments

Posted 20 years ago

Summer is coming to an end and I haven’t even come close to pulling out the thong and strutting around the sandy confines of our local beach. Before I had to start waxing my back I used to enjoy running...

Top 10 Movies Based on TV Shows

Posted 20 years ago

The last few years we’ve had to sit through crap like THE DUKES OF HAZZARD and STARSKY & HUTCH as they poop all over some of our most cherished childhood memories. I never thought seeing Rocky and Bullwinkle in a...

Top 10 Mug Shots

Posted 20 years ago

There’s nothing better than having a Hollywood star royally f*ck up in front of the entire world. This Mel Gibson fiasco has brought the relentless power of the internet to a new level. In a matter of hours after his...

Top 10 Bruce Campbell Moments

Posted 20 years ago

My generation had tons of heroes to choose from when we were growing up. Some looked to Indiana Jones, others lived by the rules of G.I. Joe and He-Man. There was Fonzie, Ultra-Man, Bruce Lee, Adam West’s Batman, Christopher Reeves’...

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