Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Read James Cameron’s Avatar script! In Imax PDF!

Posted 17 years ago

If you’re one of the many people who finds themselves depresssed that AVATAR isn’t real, you can further your enjoyment of James Cameron’s blockbuster with the official script. We’ve got the script for the film available for download and you...

12 new Book of Eli clips!

Posted 17 years ago

THE BOOK OF ELI hits theaters this Friday and I have to admit that I’m strangely looking forward to it. I think the reason for this being that I’m really excited to see Gary Oldman playing a creepy villain again....

Metal Gear Solid movie not happening any time soon

Posted 17 years ago

Getting your hopes up for a METAL GEAR SOLID movie? Well prepare to have your dreams crushed. Producer Michael De Luca spoke to Collider.com over the weekend and said that the project is just about dead. “I don’t think it’s...

John C. Reilly is out, but Malkovich is in

Posted 17 years ago

John C. Reilly has dropped out of the upcoming Summit Entertainment action flick RED for unknown reasons and has been swiftly replaced by another John: Malkovich. The film stars Bruce Willis as a former CIA agent whose bucolic life is...

Stuart Townsend booted from Thor, Charlize Theron pissed.

Posted 17 years ago

For the second time in a relatively short career, Stuart Townsend has been dropped by a big-time movie just as filming was getting underway. Famously replaced by Viggo Mortensen in the LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy for allegedly being too...

New ‘Kick-Ass’ trailer features Nic Cage applying eye-liner

Posted 17 years ago

While the new KICK-ASS trailer is in theaters today with Ethan Hawke’s vampire flick DAYBREAKERS, you can watch the sucker right now. I’ll resist using the tired old “this really is kick-ass!” cliche but it’s by far the best of...

Really cool behind-the-scenes featurette for ‘Coraline’

Posted 17 years ago

Normally I wouldn’t waste your time on a behind the scenes featurette on a movie that has been out of theaters for about 10 months and on DVD for about four months but I’ll make an exception for CORALINE. In...

‘Conquest of Planet of Apes’ remake axed by Fox

Posted 17 years ago

It looks like Fox has taken their stinkin’ paws off of Scott Frank’s damn dirty CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES remake. CHUD is reporting that Fox’s planned reimagining of the 1972 film is on the shelf indefinitely. Scott...

Bill Paxton wants to make a ‘Twister’ sequel in 3D. Sigh.

Posted 17 years ago

Listen, I love Bill Paxton. He’s one of the great character actors that somehow made it into leading man roles for a while there. He had impressively memorable roles in TRUE LIES, WEIRD SCIENCE, NEAR DARK and NAVY SEALS as...

The 2009 JoBlo.com Box-Office movie Recap!

Posted 17 years ago

I don’t consider myself a huge box-office prognosticator. In fact, that box office numbers are reported every Monday on The Today Show seems fairly odd to me. Why do the majority of people out there really care? I know we,...

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