Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Pirates 4 coming!

Posted 18 years ago

Apparently Disney just backed up the Brinks truck to the Johnny Depp residence and unloaded an insane amount of cash. Hot off the news that Depp has signed on to star in the Disney films ALICE IN WONDERLAND and THE...

Depp IS Mad Hatter!

Posted 18 years ago

As was previously rumored, Disney announced today at a press event in Los Angeles that Johnny Depp has signed on to play the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s ALICE IN WONDERLAND. The film will be shot using performance capture technology...

500 best of all-time

Posted 18 years ago

A few months back Empire Magazine asked me to participate in an upcoming issue that would attempt to list the Top 500 movies of all-time. It wasn’t easy to come up with a list and I usually eschew these kinds...

Affleck a Company man

Posted 18 years ago

I know I’m a little behind on this but I just caught GONE BABY GONE the other day and wow, what a quality little flick. So impressed was I, I wondered if Affleck would be slowly retiring from acting roles...

Keira gets Damned

Posted 18 years ago

While DOMINO wasn’t exactly a fantastic movie, it’s certainly the kind of movie I’d rather see Keira Knightley doing. Kick some ass KK! But instead of seeing bad-ass Keira, we’ll get period drama Keira as she’s signed on to her...

Night talks Unbreak 2

Posted 18 years ago

Shyamalan has been talking about a sequel to UNBREAKABLE since the movie was released in 2000 but sadly it’s been nothing but talk. As has been revisited numerous times, Shyamalan was freaked out by the critical and fan reaction to...

1st Megatron pics

Posted 18 years ago

There’s been much debate over what form Megatron would take in TRANSFORMERS 2 after it was confirmed that he would no longer be the alien jet he was in the original film. Now we’ve not only got confirmation that Megatron...

Uni drops Tintin

Posted 18 years ago

Steven Spielberg had planned to make the first installment of the TINTIN trilogy his next feature. He and Peter Jackson (who was set to direct the second installment) spent $30 million on pre-production and recently presented 10-minute footage test to...

Rachel Bilson Forever

Posted 18 years ago

Rachel Bilson is hot. That much is a fact. Sadly she’s been stuck in some sub-par material (i.e. “The OC”) so I haven’t had much opportunity to enjoy her, um, assets. But Bilson has been set to star in the...

Nic a son of a Witch

Posted 18 years ago

Nicolas Cage’s hair is prepared to go medieval on our asses. Cage and his hair have signed on to star in the upcoming supernatural thriller SEASON OF THE WITCH about a 14th century knight transporting a witch believed to be...

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