Mike Sampson

4,524 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Duchovny gets fake

Posted 18 years ago

David Duchovny, Demi Moore and Amber Heard have signed on to play a fake family in the upcoming comedy/drama THE JONESES. In what sounds to me as an inspired tale for a movie, the trio will star as a group...

Faris eats Meatballs

Posted 18 years ago

Sony Pictures took this year off from animation after releasing OPEN SEASON and SURF’S UP in 2006 and 2007 respectively. But that doesn’t mean that they’re giving up on animation altogether. Sony is moving ahead with their 2010 release CLOUDY...

Wilson likes porn

Posted 18 years ago

While his brother is busy screwing around with vampires, Luke Wilson is downloading some hot action on the web. Wilson and Giovanni Ribisi have signed on to star in MIDDLE MEN, a drama about the birth of adult entertainment on...

Full Bond theme online

Posted 18 years ago

A while back we brought you a tease from the QUANTUM OF SOLACE theme song “Another Way to Die.” It was first debuted in a commercial for Coke Zero, a fact that didn’t make the song’s writer Jack White very...

Inkheart goods

Posted 18 years ago

INKHEART, the upcoming fantasy film starring Brendan Fraser (because this summer’s Brendan Fraser fantasy film JOURNEY 3-D just wasn’t enough for you, was originally set for release back in March. It was pushed back to January, which you might think...

Kate & Leo poster

Posted 18 years ago

There’s just about one thing that most people need to know about REVOLUTIONARY ROAD – Kate and Leo. It’s the first time Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio have worked together since TITANIC and that will likely be enough to put...

Synecdoche trailer!

Posted 18 years ago

“I don’t know why I make it so complicated.” “Because that’s what you do.” That line, from the new trailer for Charlie Kaufman’s SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK, sums up his work on his latest film pretty well. The reviews so far...

EXCL: Wiig’s Ghost Town

Posted 18 years ago

Now that news broke that Amy Poehler is leaving “Saturday Night Live”, it would seem to leave a giant black hole where the hyper-talented Poehler once was. But all may not be as desperate as it seems. Might I suggest...

Contest: The Godfather

Posted 18 years ago

On September 23, Paramount is re-releasing THE GODFATHER and THE GODFATHER, PART II on DVD and unlike some studio double-dips, this one is worth buying. “The Coppola Restoration” is a reissue of the classic movies that underwent an extensive frame-by-frame...

Hasselhoff the Ninja?

Posted 18 years ago

In truly one of the more bizarre stories I’ve reported on in the last few years, it seems that a sequel to the 1997 Chris Farley film BEVERLY HILLS NINJA has been given the greenlight and will star David Hasselhoff?...

Load more articles