Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Rian hits the Loop

Posted 18 years ago

I have the misfortune of being one of the few web writers left who haven’t seen THE BROTHERS BLOOM. Now that the film has been pushed back from October to December, I’m even more anxious to sink my eyes into...

Dunst gets Screwed

Posted 18 years ago

While Tobey Maguire is busy signing multi-million dollar deals to return to the SPIDER-MAN franchise, Kirsten Dunst has signed on to star in an indie horror project titled A JEALOUS GHOST. Dunst will star as a woman who travels to...

7 Eagle Eye clips!

Posted 18 years ago

I was just talking to an esteemed colleague of mine yesterday and marveling at how DreamWorks/Paramount have done a wonderful job keeping the “twist” at the center of EAGLE EYE a secret. Most of the time spoilers are leaked out...

Hills to Sorority Row

Posted 18 years ago

Empty-headed moron Audrina Patridge looks set to go from “The Hills” to SORORITY ROW. According to Bloody-Disgusting, Patridge will co-star with Rumer Willis and Briana Evigan in the upcoming horror flick THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW. According to me, she...

Movies for 120 hours?

Posted 18 years ago

Ever sit around on your ass some weekend afternoon just watching movie after movie on TV thinking to yourself, “I could do this for the next 120 hours.” Well then you could be a champion my friend! Netflix announced yesterday...

Norton on Hulk 2

Posted 18 years ago

It’s sad that while everyone is clamoring over sequels to IRON MAN and THE DARK KNIGHT, one of the best superhero films of the summer, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, has been left out of the sequel talk. Sure it didn’t break...

Red band Role Models

Posted 18 years ago

God bless the internet. That’s all I can think of as I watch the red band trailer for ROLE MODELS, the latest in a long line of red band trailers that seriously kick ass. Like ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A...

Panda 2 in Nov.?

Posted 18 years ago

We already knew that KUNG FU PANDA 2 was in the works, but we had no idea it’d be ready for November! OK so it’s not exactly a theatrical sequel but DreamWorks has managed to cobble together a direct-to-DVD mini-film...

Extended DTESS clip!

Posted 18 years ago

In case you missed the constant reminders during the football games yesterday, Fox was running a “sneak preview” of THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL before the rerun of the “Fringe” premiere last night. I half expected them to just...

De Niro and Pacino talk!

Posted 18 years ago

Robert De Niro and Al Pacino aren’t doing much press for their movie RIGHTEOUS KILL, which opens today. That’s probably because it’s not a very good movie. But what they are willing to do together we should enjoy because we...

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