Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Zack and Miri gets R!

Posted 18 years ago

Happy days! On a day when one film is being censored, another is overcoming the man to reach the masses. It was well-publicized last month when Kevin Smith’s ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO received an NC-17 from the MPAA...

Love Guru sucked why?

Posted 18 years ago

Leave it to a spiritual guru like Deepak Chopra to help get to the real reason of why Mike Myers’ first original comedy in years, THE LOVE GURU, failed so miserably: it “needed more humor.” Well surely you and I...

Six Tropic clips!

Posted 18 years ago

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – TROPIC THUNDER is the funniest movie I’ve seen in years. I was talking to Jay Baruchel the other day and we were discussing just how difficult it is to relate...

Drink, Play, F*ck

Posted 18 years ago

Warner Bros. has acquired the rights to the movie DRINK, PLAY, F*CK, which surprisingly is NOT about the JoBlo.com trip to Comic-Con (just kidding wives of the JoBlo crew). The film will actually be based on the novel by Andrew...

De Niro and Gibson

Posted 18 years ago

Robert De Niro has signed on to co-star with Mel Gibson in the upcoming police thriller EDGE OF DARKNESS. Based on the award-winning BBC miniseries of the same name, the film will star Gibson as a cop who returns home...

Seriously Jackie Chan?

Posted 18 years ago

So this is what is has come to for Jackie Chan? The actor has signed on to star in the action comedy THE SPY NEXT DOOR. The film will have Chan starring as a neighbor who is watching a group...

Saw blood drive art

Posted 18 years ago

Not much is certain in the world these days. Just about the only thing we can count on is that a new SAW movie will hit theaters every year. Do you ever see the SAW franchise stopping? I mean at...

W teaser poster

Posted 18 years ago

So far I don’t know what to think about Oliver Stone’s W. The trailer weirded me out in a weird way. I liked it but at the same time I wasn’t sure if I liked it. And maybe that was...

Wolfenstein update

Posted 18 years ago

“Castle Wolfenstein” was one of the very first video games I ever played on a PC (except for maybe “Spellicopter” or “Oregon Trail”). Considering everything on Nintendo was generally pretty whitewashed, it was incredible for my young eyes to see...

Fanboys love Batman

Posted 18 years ago

If you’re writing for a profession, I can almost guarantee you’ve gotten some hate mail. And if you’re writing on the internet for a profession, I’m sure you’ve gotten a LOT of hate mail. I’ve gotten plenty and so has...

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