Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Kenneth Branagh could be Laurence Olivier to Michelle William’s Marilyn Monroe

Posted 16 years ago

There are two Marilyn Monroe projects in the works right now. One with all the sexy scandal we know that actress for, with her portrayed by Naomi Watts. The other? MY WEEK WITH MARIYLN, where Laurence Olivier chaperones her on...

New shot features Thor in civilian clothes with Mjolnir

Posted 16 years ago

We’ve seen a few photos from THOR over the past week, mainly featuring the high-tech-yet-ancient costumes of the gods. They’ve been the subject of much debate (I’m personally not on board until I see how they look in motion), but...

New Faster poster features The Rock and his giant arm as the star

Posted 16 years ago

What, you think we hired him for his face? It’s those biceps of course! Yesterday, we got our first look at FASTER, the revenge flick that’s gotten The Rock back in action mode at long last. 100% of you were...

See two seconds of new Avatar footage in TV spot for the re-release

Posted 16 years ago

The subject of whether or not AVATAR is cash grabbing by coming back to theaters with only eight minutes of new footage is a pretty heated debate lately. As for my contribution to the discussion, I have the definitive answer....

Saw V director firing up The Red Machine

Posted 16 years ago

Here’s a movie pitch you don’t hear every day. Two estranged brothers go on a camping trip in the woods. Naturally, they come under attack from… A masked killer? A bunch of rednecks? Undead zombies? Nope. A bear. Well, that...

The Rock returns to his badass roots in first Faster teaser trailer

Posted 16 years ago

It seems The Rock has finally listened to the entire world yelling at him to stop making awful kids movies and get back in the action game. We have very few true action heroes left these days (you can find...

The Other Social Network trailer features the less epic journey of Tom

Posted 16 years ago

Currently, the latest trailer for THE SOCIAL NETWORK is my favorite of the year, mainly due to that awesome cover of Radiohead’s Creep, but the first word-heavy spot was memorable in it’s own way as well. That was the inspiration...

New shot of Lindsay Lohan as a murderous nun in Machete

Posted 16 years ago

Lindsay Lohan has been curiously absent from most of the MACHETE trailers thus far, and I’m not sure why. Are the MACHETE producers really worried that association with Lohan would turn people off the project? I think at this point,...

Amy Adams is Janis Joplin? That’s generous

Posted 16 years ago

No one tell 30 Rock’s Jenna Malone, the Janis Joplin biopic is real, and has just found its leading lady. Producer Wyck Godfrey was talking Twilight with Fearnet, and casually let it slip that Amy Adams would be playing Janis...

Nicolas Cage to Ghost Ride once more

Posted 16 years ago

Well, I already did a CAST THIS column about it, but it turns out that Nic Cage IS set to reprise his role as Johnny Blaze in GHOST RIDER 2 (or GHOST RIDER: THE SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE if you prefer). After the...

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