Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Harold and Kumar’s Christmas movie features Claymation, NPH, Kelly Ripa

Posted 16 years ago

HAROLD AND KUMAR 3 is now A VERY HAROLD AND KUMAR CHRISTMAS since last we checked in, and along with the holiday-themed title, we now have a plot to go along with it. Vulture got their hands on the script,...

Four new Iron Man 2 character posters had better be the final batch

Posted 16 years ago

They lied to me! I’ve been promised the “final” IRON MAN 2 poster for about a month now, but here they are, cranking out more. These four new character posters come courtesy of France, and they feature Whiplash, War Machine,...

Sigourney Weaver late to the party, trash talks Hurt Locker’s Oscar win

Posted 16 years ago

I know that the AVATAR vs. HURT LOCKER Oscar debate is over and done with, but someone forgot to tell Sigourney Weaver, which is why we’re hearing about this again. And I know you guys are always up for a...

Of course Chris Rock is remaking an Akira Kurosawa movie

Posted 16 years ago

What the hell is the deal with Chris Rock? The man has some of the most brilliant stand-up I’ve ever seen, but nearly all his movies are awful, and he’s constantly doing Chris Rock-ified versions of classics that no one...

Joe Johnston explains why he picked Chris Evans for Captain America

Posted 16 years ago

The furor surrounding the casting of CAPTAIN AMERICA was a whirlwhind for a few weeks there, as after months of nothing, we were suddenly flooded with lists of names and promises of sure things and alleged facts about who was...

Just in time! Mean Girls game coming to DS

Posted 16 years ago

It seems like just yesterday I was buying MEAN GIRLS on DVD, as my theory of “any girl at any given time will always want to watch Mean Girls” was frequently proven true in high school. But alas, it wasn’t...

Riddick 3’s plot revealed in first script review

Posted 16 years ago

It’s a franchise that continues to exist, despite a emphatic fanbase of one (Vin Diesel) and it’s getting a third installment in the form of THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK: DEAD MAN STALKING. Yes, that’s the actual title. Ah, I’m just...

Movie News

The most Inception info to date from the first set visit report

Posted 16 years ago

Geoff Boucher, you lucky bastard. Info on Chris Nolan’s INCEPTION has been a closely guarded secret thus far, but now we’re getting a report on the first visit to the set by the LA Times’ Boucher, who got to talk...

The Other Guys stumble onto their own trailer

Posted 16 years ago

We’ve been hearing about Adam McKay’s next project, THE OTHER GUYS for a while now, but finally we have a look at what a buddy cop movie starring Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg will be like. The pair plays a...

The way better version of Clash of the Titans you didn’t see

Posted 16 years ago

The main complaint about CLASH OF THE TITANS thus far has been its hit-or-miss CGI, and its rather horrendous translation in 3D in post-production. But for those of us who looked passed the special effects and tried to comprehend that...

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