Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Tony and Ridley Scott want to run MGM

Posted 16 years ago

MGM’s financial troubles are no secret in the industry today, and the company has been struggling to find leadership to help bring it back from the brink. Well, they might have found their saviors in Tony and Ridley Scott, who...

A Halo movie is a being made, someday, probably, eventually

Posted 16 years ago

It should be no surprise that a blockbuster sci-fi action movie based on one of the most popular game franchises of all time will be made EVENTUALLY, but Microsoft feels the need to remind us that project is coming, but...

Rob Thomas promises the Veronica Mars movie isn’t dead

Posted 16 years ago

I’m starting to think that Rob Thomas is the little boy who cried “movie!” as I’m no longer believing his claims that VERONICA MARS will actually be turned into a feature film someday. But he’s back at it again, in...

CAST THIS: Red Sonja

Posted 16 years ago

I almost completely forgot about this project until this past week when it was announced that Megan Fox had reportedly been offered the role. But being Megan “I’m too good for you” Fox, who has already turned down Wonder Woman...

Green Lantern’s space ship arrives from the heavens

Posted 16 years ago

I guess I didn’t realize that GREEN LANTERN is already shooting, as it seems like just yesterday that Ryan Reynolds was announced as the titular hero, but I suppose with CAPTAIN AMERICA and THOR on the way, DC kind of...

Bill Condon to direct both halves of Breaking Dawn?

Posted 16 years ago

A while back we heard that Summit was approaching big name directors to helm the final two installments of the TWILIGHT sage. Among them were Gus Van Sant, Sofia Coppola and most surprisingly DREAMGIRLS’ Bill Condon. Well it appears the...

New Killers poster trying to out-suck Bounty Hunter

Posted 16 years ago

Good lord, why the hell is it that no one in Hollywood has any idea how to make a not utterly horrible movie poster these days? I just got done berating THE BOUNTY HUNTER for its supreme awfulness over the...

The first five minutes of Bansky’s Exit Through the Gift Shop

Posted 16 years ago

I’m not quite sure how well known Bansky is over here in the US, but across the pond in England, the man is quite literally a legend. A mysterious street artist without an identity who has created some amazing works...

Why every chick flick is exactly the same

Posted 16 years ago

If you’ve been dragged to a Nicholas Sparks movie by a significant other, or just went because you’re a fan of true love, you’ve noticed that they all a fair amount of common threads running through them. So much so sometimes...

The Oranges gets cast with Hugh Laurie, Leighton Meester and many more

Posted 16 years ago

Jay Reiss and Ian Helfer’s THE ORANGES sat atop last years “Black List” of best unproduced screenplays, but now the curtain has been lifted and the film is being made, with a complete cast and a director to boot. The...

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