Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Miramax finally shuttered for good by Disney

Posted 17 years ago

It’s a rather sad day for the industry, as Miramax is closing its doors for good. Eighty people are out of jobs, six movies are being shelved, and all we can really do now is look back at what the...

CAST THIS: Commander Shepard

Posted 17 years ago

I had two options of when to write this Cast This column. I could wait until some super official MASS EFFECT movie news came out, or I could do it the week the new game is released. Well, since I’ve...

Movie adaptation of Eat, Sleep, Poop better keep that title

Posted 17 years ago

So in the past, I’ve joked about what the next source would be that Hollywood would start stealing movie ideas from. We’ve done toys and board games most recently, and I predicted commercials and cereal boxes were next. It appears...

Kevin Feige tells us which Avengers are assembling

Posted 17 years ago

I’ve been saying for a while now that orchestrating THE AVENGERS movie is going to be a nearly impossible task, and even with the film coming together, I still maintain that to be true. One of the men directly responsible...

Jake Sully gets laid out in first shot from Avatar’s deleted scenes

Posted 17 years ago

Even though AVATAR was almost three hours long, there is a crap ton of footage that was cut from the film, and though I’ve written about eight articles on the deleted sex scene, one of the other missing moments was...

New From Paris With Love poster feature no love, no Paris

Posted 17 years ago

FROM PARIS WITH LOVE has already had its fair share of posters, but how about one more to heap on top of the pile? I don’t think it’s as cool as this stylish set, but it definitely ain’t bad. It...

Ferrell wants to Get Married and Stay Single

Posted 17 years ago

Will Ferrell’s comedic star has been fading for some time now, after a host of memorable performances slowly gave way to SEMI-PRO and LAND OF THE LOST in recent years. I was quite happy to see him whacking a cowbell...

Empire’s new Kick-Ass cover a bloody awesome mess

Posted 17 years ago

So normally, a future film popping up on a film magazine’s cover wouldn’t be anything worth reporting, but when the film is KICK-ASS, one of my (and many of yours) most anticpated of the year, and the cover is crazy...

AC/DC and Iron Man 2 smashed together in new “music video”

Posted 17 years ago

So I keep getting tips sent to me about this AC/DC “Shoot to Thrill” IRON MAN 2 video that’s supposed to premiere later today. However, I’m led to believe it’s leaked a few hours early, and my shift starts now,...

The Last Airbender gets a pair of dueling poster

Posted 17 years ago

Man, if were M. Night Shyamalan, I’d have just kept the AVATAR in the LAST AIRBENDER title, as I bet you’d get a 20% bump in ticket sales via dumb patrons who think they’re getting to see a rushed AVATAR...

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